When will the world end?
When I wish it to. I'm still not set on the date.
How many _Chaz_ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
In my experience, one.
Who is Monkat?
The former Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King. Now the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey Nomad.
Do you have any one in mind for marriage yet?
No. I wish I could say more... but really no.
Do you eventually want to have kids?
Eventually. I would love to be a father when I'm more mature mentally.
Do you want to have grandkids?
Meh, I dunno.
Do you want to have greatgrandkids?
Maybe?
How about greatgreatgreatgreat......greatgreatgrandkids?
If I see them, I punch them.
Do you daydream?
Not as often as I used to.
Do you haz Chazburger?
i haz meny.
Wii, Xbox 360, or PS3?
Wii, just because it caters to me more.
What will happen to Egypt in the near future?
Explosions. A lot of them.
Who is your favorite relative?
My aunt. She's so nice.
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Does Ceiling cat visit you often?
I make him come over to watch me do naughty things.
What's your opinion on hypnotism?
I don't think it's anything special, just taking advantage of subconscious impulses.
What is the biggest question on your mind?
What the fuck do I do now?
I know you did it, but why did you do it?
For the Lulz.
Opinion on Obama(your answer may or may not be documented, laminated, and sent to the White House)?
He's alright. People act like he's really in control of everything. Some of the things he's putting in motion will take years to complete and I think he's doing a good job of cleaning up the mess he walked in on.
Pencil or pen?
Pen.
Are you ever annoyed by the great responsibilities you got when you received your superpowers?
I was once. But that passed long ago when I realized I could access the internet.
What has been your favorite question so far this KYT?
"Where's the beef?"
Are there any answers you're particularly proud of?
Anything having to with "Lulz".
If you could choose to gain any new talent, what talent would you choose?
I would love to be able to draw. I just don't have the time to work on it.
Your opinion on Costello?
I dunno, he's authority.
Favorite GBAtemp mod?
Vulpes.
Do you want to ever become a mod here?
Nah, I couldn't troll.
What other member would you like to see as a mod?
Rydian.
You just received a phone call your friend got in a car accident, what do you do?
Panic, and then call for help.
Do you enjoy picking flowers?
No...
Do unicorns really poop rainbows?
No, they poop... small horses.
Favorite kind of gum?
Bubblicious Grape.
How would your family react to seeing you naked?
"... Go back upstairs, Chaz."
Long hair, or short hair?
I have long, but it's getting annoying.
Should Monkat save the earth?
I should hope so, otherwise destroying it will be no fun.
Opinion on the Monkasts?
They're normally very good.
What's the cutest thing you've ever seen?
Arcanine. Cutest thing ever.
What is the most frustrating thing anyone's ever done to you?
Spit balls. Hate 'em.
Have you ever tried trolling yourself?
I do it often, actually. It eventually turns into an inner monologue about life issues.
Do you like roller coasters?
I do, they scare the hell out of me.
Would you rather be a policeman, or a criminal?
Criminal. I get all the perks of being a policeman without the responsibilities.
What is your deepest regret?
I slacked in school since the 3rd grade. Now I have to break the habit and it's really tough.
What is your favorite memory?
Fishing with my father on a boat in the Atlantic.
Do you like your toilet paper coming from the back, or the front?
Front.
Have my questions lost some of their luster?
Nah, I like them.
What would you do if you suddenly gained the ability to defy gravity?
Use it for entertainment purposes.
Is the cake really a lie?
No, I just stole it.
How do you relieve your anger?
Deep breathe and think about it. It works well.
Was this fun?!
Amazingly so.
Bye!
Buh bye.
QUOTE(GameWinner @ Jan 31 2011, 09:28 PM) Heres my questions,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Quite a bit. I remember someone had a clever rhyme for this and I could easily copy, but no.
Who came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs can't cum.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
I'd show you, but you'd have to buy me dinner first.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one was around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
It makes many sounds, none of which will be heard. EVER.