Killing my phone

[CheatingSoi]

Is there a way I could brick my cell phone? Ive had the same phone for 4 years and my parents wont let me get a new one. I need there to be "something wrong" with it.

 

[kobykaan]

they may not get you one if you intentionally brick it but theres a hundred ways you could nuke your phone try youtube for examples how to kill your phone lol

 

[Bob Evil]

get some water inside of it ... short it out, let it dry

kill the battery ... many ways to do this ... fucking up the contact points is one way ...

Hell, I'm willing to bet there are websites that can tell you a zillion ways of stealth-killinga phone lol

 

[CheatingSoi]

Dont really want physical damage and also dont wanna kill the battery cuz wed probly just get a new one unless they dont sell them anymore. Im thinking the water idea but idk. I want to open it up but when i take out all the screws it doesnt even budge.

 

[legendofphil]

Pull out the contacts on the phone that touch the battery.

 

[tomqman]

 

[tomqman]

put your phone is half a glass of water over night

dam i pressed quote instead of edit soz for double post

 

[CheatingSoi]

but that didnt even work, i guess overnight might tho idk

 

[DarkAura]

Just pretend that you lost it. That way you can have two phones.

 

[CheatingSoi]

Just pretend that you lost it. That way you can have two phones.

No, theyd be mad at me for misplacing it and then I eouldnt have one at all.

 

[DarkAura]

Then say it got stolen.

 

[Psyfira]

What phone is it? Rechargable Batteries don't last forever; depending on the type that's in it the battery might die soon anyway.

Whatever you're going to do wait a month or two; if your phone miraculously dies right after your parents say you can't have a new one they'll know you did it

Wait I've just realised... who's paying for this new phone?

 

[CheatingSoi]

Kinda the same thing, theyd be like, u shoulda kept better eye on it or somthin. Im sticking with breaking it.

 

[dsbomb]

Pretend you're mature, mow some lawns and buy a new one yourself. Your parents will think more of you.

 

[CheatingSoi]

What phone is it? Rechargable Batteries don't last forever; depending on the type that's in it the battery might die soon anyway.

Whatever you're going to do wait a month or two; if your phone miraculously dies right after your parents say you can't have a new one they'll know you did it

Yup, thats exactly what im planning on doing. Now im pissed i bought it up to them cuz i coulda done it today.

 

[CheatingSoi]

Idk whos paying for it. We have a family plan thing. I prolly would but not sure

 

[DarkAura]

Pretend you're mature, mow some lawns and buy a new one yourself. Your parents will think more of you.

Yah but they probably won't let him, cuz like "Oh what's wrong with your phone right now?" So just break it.

 

[superrob]

Well.... you could dissample the phone and cut a leg on a Microchip or even better kill one of the power traces.
Assemple it again and there you go a bricked cell.


I would advice you NOT to short the battery or something!

A Lituim Battery can catch fire and not just normal fire. Chimical fire.

 

[DarkAura]

Quick and easy. BTW, this is a joke. Kinda.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvvqUE-y3bo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI

And what model is your phone exactly?

 

[CheatingSoi]

I would short somthing inside the phone but am having trouble opening it.

I have an LG VX8100