Justin Beiber Sued For Making Woman Pregnant

[AlanJohn]

I'm really happy now.

My chances to get-with selena is now 0.03%

 

[Blood Fetish]

serves the little bastard right

Why?

Jealousy is a stinky cologne.

 

[thaddius]

It's funny because she's admitting to statutory [censored].

I wonder if she realized that before she:
a) (allegedly) Had sex with him;
b) Decided to announce it to the public.

 

[Uchiha Obito]

Thus making Human sporic reproduction a true argue... I see a future Medicine Noble

Oh, btw, Selena Gomez just made me pregnant too... How can I inform her of this? --' (I'm a guy)

 

[Zetta_x]

I hope it's his baby, then when she goes to jail; Justin will either have to take it or give it up for adoption as being the legal parent guardian. Either way; whatever he chooses will rot inside his mind like a pretty little seed. A few years later, after the seed gets water of pure stupidity, it will grow into a tree of cluster f***. The tree will inadvertently cause post traumatic stress disorder which will remind him of his ugly as dirt childhood and having sex with butt-ugly boob hookers which will throw him in a mad man eating craze of little babies.

...

Sorry, when I see a picture of who must not be named I see red and black out

 

[Uchiha Obito]

I hope it's his baby, then when she goes to jail; Justin will either have to take it or give it up for adoption as being the legal parent guardian. Either way; whatever he chooses will rot inside his mind like a pretty little seed. A few years later, after the seed gets water of pure stupidity, it will grow into a tree of cluster f***. The tree will inadvertently cause post traumatic stress disorder which will remind him of his ugly as dirt childhood and having sex with butt-ugly boob hookers which will throw him in a mad man eating craze of little babies.

...

Sorry, when I see a picture of who must not be named I see red and black out

Err... WTF?!