[Joke] Female hormones in Beer

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Found this on another forum... it made me laugh
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Last month, The University of Queensland released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 schooners of beer each within a one-hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.
 

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