relatively but I have the ability to remain calm at all times
Well then I explain to you mistake you made.
You see this part of the forums is called the EoF (The Edge of the Forums) it was placed here as a testing spot for new features, usernames, ect ect ect, but also as place where we go to let off steam, troll each other, and all around have fun being dicks since this kinda shit wouldn't fly in the rest of the forums.
You see, me in the EoF is not the same in the rest of the forums. In the EoF, I am just the slut who mocks people and post random shit that is completely off-topic. In the rest of the forums, I am just a slut.
Also, if you take stuff seriously in the EoF. You're gonna have a bad time.