I love bash.org I just have trouble finding an IRC channel with people that get pissed off easily. For some humour, I will now post one of my favourite bash.org logs. hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars ********* see! hunter2 doesnt look like stars to me ******* thats what I see oh, really? Absolutely you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 haha, does that look funny to you? lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* awesome! wait, how do you know my pw? er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw oh, ok.
here's a pretty good one with cereal: you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT the Trix rabbit, for example I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY. fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit "silly rabbit Trix are for kids" Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid? I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" NO. I'd be thinking "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?" another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big not me I don't even EAT breakfast nomore I mean, I eat when I get up but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME" bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money don't give me that shit. Back to stupid cereal mascots... Lucky Charms. FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!? C'mon now, Lucky. I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. "They're after me Lucky Charms!" .... KILL THEM, BITCH! I dunno why I went off on this rant here it's just always bothered me."
I'd never seen that one before. Here's one of my favourites: *** Now talking in #christian -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info !kjv numbers 22:21 Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV) *** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au *** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear) I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
^Best one ever, plainly because it was more clever thinking than stupidity! Just for kicks I decided to go try it myself, but it didn't die.
how does bash.org work anyway? I posted some rediculous funny stuff on there before and all my quotes always get rejected. I pretty much gave up on it.
seems a little far fetched... real stuff that you see happening live is usually funnier but always gets rejected same problem here amptor.
personal absolute favourite: oh man I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind and it exploded ALMOST all over my keyboard but I got it away just in time
Now the quotes pretty much have to be racist or just plain stupid it doesn't make sense b/c it's an inside joke.
