IRC + bash.org

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Feb 16, 2008

IRC + bash.org by scubersteve at 6:09 AM (1,305 Views / 0 Likes) 14 replies

  1. scubersteve
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    scubersteve Newbie

    I love bash.org
    I just have trouble finding an IRC channel with people that get pissed off easily.

    For some humour, I will now post one of my favourite bash.org logs.

    hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
    ********* see!
    hunter2
    doesnt look like stars to me
    *******
    thats what I see
    oh, really?
    Absolutely
    you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
    haha, does that look funny to you?
    lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
    thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
    yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
    awesome!
    wait, how do you know my pw?
    er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
    oh, ok.
     
  2. ZeWarrior

    Member ZeWarrior TheWarrior

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    LOL That guy is a ****ing retard.
     
  3. scubersteve
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    scubersteve Newbie

    here's a pretty good one with cereal:

    you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
    I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
    the Trix rabbit, for example
    I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
    I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
    fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
    "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
    Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
    FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
    I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
    and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
    and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
    I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
    "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
    NO.
    I'd be thinking
    "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
    another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
    last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
    they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
    not me
    I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
    I mean, I eat when I get up
    but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
    bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
    don't give me that shit.
    Back to stupid cereal mascots...
    Lucky Charms.
    FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
    Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
    C'mon now, Lucky.
    I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
    or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
    "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
    ....
    KILL THEM, BITCH!
    I dunno why I went off on this rant here
    it's just always bothered me."
     
  4. Switchy

    Member Switchy GBAtemp Fan

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    [​IMG]

    I'd never seen that one before.

    Here's one of my favourites:

    *** Now talking in #christian
    -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
    !kjv numbers 22:21
    Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
    *** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
    *** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
    I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
     
  5. Dylaan

    Member Dylaan GBAtemp Fan

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    ^Best one ever, plainly because it was more clever thinking than stupidity! Just for kicks I decided to go try it myself, but it didn't die. [​IMG]
     
  6. amptor

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    how does bash.org work anyway? I posted some rediculous funny stuff on there before and all my quotes always get rejected. I pretty much gave up on it.
     
  7. Raisingod

    Member Raisingod GBAtemp Fan

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    Best one ever!!!
     
  8. Costello

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    seems a little far fetched... real stuff that you see happening live is usually funnier but always gets rejected [​IMG]
    same problem here amptor.
     
  9. scubersteve
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    scubersteve Newbie

    YOU ALL SUCK DICK
    er.
    hi.
    A common typo.
    the keys are like right next to each other.

    Muahaha
     
  10. Salamantis

    Member Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    I've read them like freaking all. I even read some on QDB. They all own.
     
  11. scubersteve
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    scubersteve Newbie

    personal absolute favourite:

    oh man
    I was opening a coke, right
    --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
    and it exploded
    ALMOST all over my keyboard
    but I got it away just in time
     
  12. Salamantis

    Member Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. jumpman17

    Former Staff jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

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  14. phoood

    Member phoood taking it to a whole new level.

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    Now the quotes pretty much have to be racist or just plain stupid it doesn't make sense b/c it's an inside joke.
     
  15. scubersteve
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    scubersteve Newbie

    europe one was the best of them all.
    that, or the bishop one.
     

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