Sadly, the game in question isn't any where near where I live. Maybe this is more of a joke, meant to just get people to back off or just make them angry.
Ubisoft went out of business back in 2011? Then who's making the AC games?! OMG, not G-g-g-g-ghost!!! *runs away with the Scooby Doo sound effects* Might want to Google the game some more.
Cubic Ninja was developed by AQ Interactive and published by Ubisoft.
Developers and publishers, how do they work?