International Sarcasm Competition™

[JuanMena]

This is the official International Sarcasm Competition™.
The rules are simple:

• Share your best sarcastic posts ever.
• You can be as dark and acid as you want.
• You may reply to another contestant.
• You may offend another contestants.
• Mom jokes are allowed.

A winner will be chosen at: April 1st 2022

The prize/s:

• You'll get to be a Moderator for a whole week.
• A PS5™ WITH ANY GAME OF YOUR CHOICE®
• B0NE_M0NK3Y.gif

This contest is possible thanks to the support of the following sponsors:
@Flame @DinohScene and @x65943 @p1ngpong

May the best win!
Good luck everyone!

 

[Alexander1970]

This contest is possible thanks to the support of the following sponsors:
@Flame @DinohScene and @x65943

@p1ngpong won't be pleased that he's not featured in the credits .....

 

[JuanMena]

@p1ngpong won't be pleased that he's not featured in the credits .....

He's more than happy to be sponsoring your mom.
Thanks master!

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Wow, what an amazing thread

 

[Alexander1970]

Wow, what an amazing thread

That MUST be the Winnner Post.

 

[JuanMena]

You guys are so good at sarcasm.
You're winner so far!

 

[p1ngpong]

Why THE FUCK am I being summoned from my sick bed?!?!?!

Spoiler

 

[Alexander1970]

Why THE FUCK am I being summoned from my sick bed?!?!?!

Spoiler

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Ah,already recovered, well then ...

 

[tfocosta]

April's Fool? No way!

 

[Deleted member 397813]

this thread is amazing

and so is this comment

and so is my sarcasm

 

[Alexander1970]

Mechiko is really an awesome Country,if I could I want to live there....
Because of People like @JuanMena

 

[rvtr]

this thread is amazing

and so is this comment

and so is my sarcasm

Very funny.

 

[Deleted member 397813]

Very funny.

i know, right? I am just the funniest person on the temp.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

i know, right? I am just the funniest person on the temp.

Bro you're the funniest person I know, I'm literally rolling on the floor crying tears of laughter

 

[JuanMena]

Mechiko is really an awesome Country,if I could I want to live there....
Because of People like @JuanMena

Austria will be better because @alexander1970 will move to Mexico.

 

[rvtr]

i know, right? I am just the funniest person on the temp.

No, really?

 

[the_randomizer]

Oh right, sarcasm competition, that'll sure work out well!

 

[JuanMena]

Oh right, sarcasm competition, that'll sure work out well!

Maybe we could ask for your advice, oh majesty.
I'm sure your knowledge on comedy has helped you a lot throughout your amazing life.

 

[the_randomizer]

Maybe we could ask for your advice, oh majesty.
I'm sure your knowledge on comedy has helped you a lot throughout your amazing life.

Oh you know it, it's helped me out many times

 

[JuanMena]

Oh you know it, it's helped me out many times

Your comedy is out of this world.
Heck it even turned you into a better being above humans:
A furry.

One question though: Where do you put the plug to resemble a tail?