I'm back!

[astrangeone]

So, the 2nd week back from school, I come home to find my knitting kit, Shoptemp's package, and a pack of 'zines in my room.

0) I've been knitting, and it's way too fun for a hobby. I made a few washcloths from cotton yarn, and all that terrible skin is disappearing!

1) I've been stuck on Ice Path in SS for too long. I suck, although. I need to beat the dragon gym boss, but right now I'm being sidetracked by randomness called Etrian Odessey.

2) I was volunteering for a luncheon for a bunch of old timers at my mother's church. My mother's pastor saw me. I think she knows:

Spoiler

I slept with her daughter last year. She had a break in school (damn strikes), and she came up to my dorm for a sleepover. We had pizza and way too much sex. I think my roommates were properly grossed out by it, but who really cares...

Anyhow, the pastor gave me this dirty look, and proceeded to look like I pissed in her Cheerios. Did I mention that she's anti-gay/lesbian? (Very much so - she practically breathes and lives for anti-gay ideas.)

3) I'm trading a few stamps for a few reusable fabric pads. The girl lives near Sherway Gardens, and this means I don't have to shell out for postage. Yeah, they are kind of gross, but what the heck.

4) I hope I get residence next year. I need to be on campus, before I go completely nuts about traffic in St. Catharines.

Gaming wise: Playing Etrian Odessey, Pokemon SoulSilver and Dementium 2. This game looks a lot sharper and a lot more beautiful.

 

[amptor]

as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out"

 

[astrangeone]

Ha, amptor. It's not right. I know some very boy crazy women in my life. They'd never think about going down on a woman, or even being sexual with one.

 

[distorted.freque]

as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out"

So far, I haven't met a guy that's straightened me out. ;P

 

[GreatCrippler]

There are no such thing as lesbians. Just women who have not met Chuck Norris... Yea, that's all I had.

 

[distorted.freque]

I don't know whether to laugh or be offended.

 

[Njrg]

What about men who've met chuck norris?

 

[GreatCrippler]

I don't know whether to laugh or be offended.

Please laugh... I can't imagine anyone should take me seriously.

 

[distorted.freque]

I don't know whether to laugh or be offended.

Please laugh... I can't imagine anyone should take me seriously.

I grinned. Is that ok?

 

[GreatCrippler]

I don't know whether to laugh or be offended.

Please laugh... I can't imagine anyone should take me seriously.

I grinned. Is that ok?

Good enough... It was a joke in poor taste at best.

 

[BoxShot]

Welcome back ... not much for me to say. Well maybe later.

 

[Deleted User]

nevermind...

 

[GreatCrippler]

Umm, this is kinda off topic, but I would like to know when it is appropriate for a lesbian couple to finish the uhh session of sexual intercourse. I mean, when a guy is involved, it's pretty obvious when it's time to zip it up

If women can have multiple orgasms, when does the sexing finish?

/whack... No... just no... You do not get to ask a woman this kind of thing. Go back to your porn. /whack.

 

[Sterling]

Welcome back Miss. Should I fetch you a Soul Silver guide, or just send you some apple waffles, and some of our "all American Maple Syrup".

Anyway, though I might be a little biased I would have to admit thats some smooth move with the Pastor's Daughter.

 

[astrangeone]

Thanks, Sterl500!

Yeah, it took a summer of flirting in our job...hehehe. I hope I don't get my ass handed to me by the Pastor.

 

[Potticus]

Thanks, Sterl500!

Yeah, it took a summer of flirting in our job...hehehe. I hope I don't get my ass handed to me by the Pastor.

Kick his ass.

I lol'd at inguana's sexing question

I laughed at that more than the Chuck Norris joke

IMO if you want to be lesbian its your personal choice, if someone can't respect that then fuck them.

 

[Lily]

as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out"

Silly men, thinking that everything revolves around their penis. Leave us lesbian gals alone, the LAST thing we're interested in is your silly penis.

 

[BeatriceTheGolde]

4) I hope I get residence next year. I need to be on campus, before I go completely nuts about traffic in St. Catharines.Why not just live off-campus? :/QUOTE(astrangeone @ May 15 2010, 10:47 PM) Playing Etrian Odessey

Dem maps.

 

[GreatCrippler]

as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out"

Silly men, thinking that everything revolves around their penis. Leave us lesbian gals alone, the LAST thing we're interested in is your silly penis.

/soothe

 

[distorted.freque]

as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out"

Silly men, thinking that everything revolves around their penis. Leave us lesbian gals alone, the LAST thing we're interested in is your silly penis.

/soothe

*hides under blanket* I'm scared of penises? ;P