If You Could Have One Super Power...

[Midna]

This has been done to death, but there's no poll here, so...

I think I'd go with transformation. Ever wonder what it would be like to soar through the sky as an eagle, or take a 100 mph dive as a falcon? How about infiltration as a mouse? And who wouldn't want to just go prowl the streets as a wolf? There's a hundreds of different uses for it. And than of course there's the obvious pervy reasons that every male would take advantage of.

Feel free to have as much license as you want with your interpretations.

Edit: Assuming there's a secret Harry Potter type GBAtemp super community going on, I could go for copying other people's powers at will. That would cover about everything. (And would also be cheating.)

 

[Sharpz]

I've always wanted invisibility...and yes it's for pervy reasons

 

[Advi]

Telekinesis, invisibility, x-ray vision, transformation.....................I think we all know what every guy here would do with these powers first.

 

[Canonbeat234]

I have always wanted Super-Speed just like Sonic when I was young, my opinion hasn't changed ever since.

 

[Sharpz]

Telekinesis, invisibility, x-ray vision, transformation.....................I think we all know what every guy here would do with these powers first.

Cure cancer DUH!...

 

[da_head]

time travel>everything else.

why? in a fight i can just go back and rap- er slap your mother!

though shit always gets fucked up with time travel lol

 

[myuusmeow]

Telekinesis would be awesome possum. It's basically super strength (OMG too heavy oh wait I have telekinesis), super speed (pick yourself up and move quickly), unaided flight (see super speed), invulnerability (whats that? a bullet, I'll just turn it around with my telekinesis), and teleportation (see super speed) all in one.

 

[jargus]

Transformation - turn into something that can give me the other powers

 

[Rayder]

I always thought invisibility would be sweet. Not really for pervy things (though I'm sure I'd take advantage of that too), but simply for the ability to not be seen. Especially, if I could make other things invisible at will by holding them. I would want for NOTHING.

 

[Prophet]

None. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the natural human ability to create or destroy life.

 

[jgu1994]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17185_7-awe...by-science.html

As for me, probably elemental manipulation. Just a personal preference for some reason

 

[Midna]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17185_7-awe...by-science.html

As for me, probably elemental manipulation. Just a personal preference for some reason
Oh come on.

Lets just assume that superpowers are supernatural and can overcome all problems with themselves.

BTW, many of those points made are illogical. I could point/counter point the things he said, but I won't. I think the comments section on that page does it well enough. Good read, though.

Also:
QUOTE(myuusmeow @ Apr 11 2009, 03:14 AM) Telekinesis would be awesome possum. It's basically super strength (OMG too heavy oh wait I have telekinesis), super speed (pick yourself up and move quickly), unaided flight (see super speed), invulnerability (whats that? a bullet, I'll just turn it around with my telekinesis), and teleportation (see super speed) all in one.

That's assuming you are lucky enough to get the easy version of telekinesis that doesn't put great mental strain on you when you lift big objects.

On an unrelated point, you absolutely have to see these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpP840kMaLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjZWWOHnPQ4

 

[Splych]

Time Travel would be nice. But you have a chance of getting stuck in the space time continuum, so never mind that. Elemental Manipulation would be the first thing I want. Control the elements and you should pretty much be invincible. Second choice would be Telekinesis. I can move things without a problem ^^

 

[wchill]

I'd like to be able to transform into other things giving me different superpowers.
Which means I'm pretty much invincible.

 

[saxamo]

Teleportation, HANDS DOWN.

Have you ever seen jumper?

I rest my case.

 

[ddp127]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Become_a_Superhero

if i may choose a superpower, i would choose flying

 

[Defiance]

I was trying to decide between telekinesis, unaided flight, and element manipulation. But in the end, I decided unaided flight. Seriously, that would be the most awesome thing ever (almost).

 

[tj_cool]

what about the ability to copy other peoples super-powers?

 

[ball2012003]

it would either be invisibility or teleportation

 

[ddp127]

what about the ability to copy other peoples super-powers?

but lets say, you've transformed into a rabbit using someones power, and accidentely copy another power, then you have to stay a rabbit until you find someone with transformation power