If xbox one were a girl...

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  1. Taleweaver
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    I just stumbled upon this video and...well...I just had to share:




    (warning: NFSW...ish).
     
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  2. ShadowSoldier

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    ....Why'd they get a hot girl to be the Xbox One?
     
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  3. The_Hulkster

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    Didn't get the Wii reference.

    There are two options here:
    Why was the Wii hot if the Wii sucks, in their opinion.
    Or why didn't he want to play with the Wii if the Wii is hot, in their opinion.

    Didn't make sense, story-wise.

    Edit:

    Or has my standard been lowered that I can't even tell a hot girl from a "not-so-hot girl" (to stay politically correct)?
     
  4. WatchGintama

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    You watched it for the story? :huh:
     
  5. Damian666

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    no... that wii girl was hot, most certainly :P
     
  6. mysticwaterfall

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    That was just bizarre. It could have been so much better. They could have even had her stop midway because she lost online connection.

    Plus, I found the Wii girl hotter myself, if they really wanted it to make sense, she should have been unattractive, like hulkster said.
     
  7. DinohScene

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    Why always a girl ._.
    I dun like girls!
     
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  8. KingVamp

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    Well, there's kinect.
     
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    DinohScene Capture the Dino

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    But he isn't cute :c
     
  10. JoostinOnline

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    I thought the post was going to say something like: "...she would be a giant blocky hooker that nobody really wanted, but still cost a ton of money, and who had to check in with her pimp every 24 hours."
     
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  11. Ethevion

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    I love how the Kinect guy is eating popcorn the whole way through lol.
     
  12. Gahars

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    Vagina dentata. /thread
     
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  13. Nah3DS

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    you wanna know why? cuz 75% of the population is not as gay as you are.... yet? :lol:

    anyway... blondes >>>>> everything else
     
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    If Xbox One were a girl, she'd be one of those annoying chicks who acts like she's super popular and likeable, i.e. a Jersey girl.
     
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    What he said!
     
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  16. BlackWizzard17

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    Wait if nobody dosent like wii and the wii is hot in the video, imagine how the wii u would look "super amazing"
     
  17. Xarsah16

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    What a wonderful phrase!

    Vagina dentata.

    Ain't no passing craze.... *stabbed 37 times in the chest*
     
  18. Pedeadstrian

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    You just ruined my childhood... which isn't easy to do. Kudos.
     
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    You're welcome :)