1. Taleweaver

    OP Taleweaver Storywriter
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    I just stumbled upon this video and...well...I just had to share:




    (warning: NFSW...ish).
     
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  2. ShadowSoldier

    ShadowSoldier GBAtemp Guru
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    ....Why'd they get a hot girl to be the Xbox One?
     
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  3. The_Hulkster

    The_Hulkster GBAtemp Regular
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    Didn't get the Wii reference.

    There are two options here:
    Why was the Wii hot if the Wii sucks, in their opinion.
    Or why didn't he want to play with the Wii if the Wii is hot, in their opinion.

    Didn't make sense, story-wise.

    Edit:

    Or has my standard been lowered that I can't even tell a hot girl from a "not-so-hot girl" (to stay politically correct)?
     
  4. mrtofu

    mrtofu GBAtemp Maniac
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  5. Damian666

    Damian666 Coder from Hell
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    no... that wii girl was hot, most certainly :P
     
  6. mysticwaterfall

    mysticwaterfall Streamforce Supreme Commander
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    That was just bizarre. It could have been so much better. They could have even had her stop midway because she lost online connection.

    Plus, I found the Wii girl hotter myself, if they really wanted it to make sense, she should have been unattractive, like hulkster said.
     
  7. DinohScene

    DinohScene hail p1ngpong
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    Why always a girl ._.
    I dun like girls!
     
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  8. KingVamp

    KingVamp Haaah-hahahaha!
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    Well, there's kinect.
     
  9. DinohScene

    DinohScene hail p1ngpong
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    But he isn't cute :c
     
  10. JoostinOnline

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    I thought the post was going to say something like: "...she would be a giant blocky hooker that nobody really wanted, but still cost a ton of money, and who had to check in with her pimp every 24 hours."
     
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  11. Ethevion

    Ethevion Wannabe Artist
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    I love how the Kinect guy is eating popcorn the whole way through lol.
     
  12. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai
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    Vagina dentata. /thread
     
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  13. Nah3DS

    Nah3DS Madre de Dios! Es El POLLO DIABLO!!!
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    you wanna know why? cuz 75% of the population is not as gay as you are.... yet? :lol:

    anyway... blondes >>>>> everything else
     
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  14. Pedeadstrian

    Pedeadstrian GBAtemp's Official frill-necked lizard.
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    If Xbox One were a girl, she'd be one of those annoying chicks who acts like she's super popular and likeable, i.e. a Jersey girl.
     
  15. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Official Cubi: Pride Imp!
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    What he said!
     
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  16. BlackWizzard17

    BlackWizzard17 Don't worry Captin we'll buff out those scratches.
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    Wait if nobody dosent like wii and the wii is hot in the video, imagine how the wii u would look "super amazing"
     
  17. Xarsah16

    Xarsah16 GBATemp's Official Village Dingus/Idiot
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    What a wonderful phrase!

    Vagina dentata.

    Ain't no passing craze.... *stabbed 37 times in the chest*
     
  18. Pedeadstrian

    Pedeadstrian GBAtemp's Official frill-necked lizard.
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    You just ruined my childhood... which isn't easy to do. Kudos.
     
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  19. Xarsah16

    Xarsah16 GBATemp's Official Village Dingus/Idiot
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    You're welcome :)
     
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