Now I know what you're thinking. That's one attention grabbing title. Is this a new reporter proclaiming that he is actually a piece of bread? Or is this, in fact, Bossa Studio's latest wacky and crazy simulation game? I think its safe to say the latter is more likely. Source Trailer As stated, there is no announced platform or even a release window. Have you ever thought to yourself, what if I was toast? Have you considered the likelihood that you are, in fact, biologically bread? Then you crazy person you, the time has come to live your dream and become the toast with the most. The Bread with stead. The Neatest goshdang wheat on the street. You, are Bread.