I Am Bread (Coming Soon)

Discussion in 'User Submitted News' started by chavosaur, Oct 18, 2014.

  1. chavosaur
    OP

    chavosaur Austin Trujillo

    pip Contributor
    4,789
    8,652
    Mar 11, 2012
    United States
    Huntersville, NC
    [​IMG]

    Now I know what you're thinking.

    That's one attention grabbing title.

    Is this a new reporter proclaiming that he is actually a piece of bread? Or is this, in fact, Bossa Studio's latest wacky and crazy simulation game? I think its safe to say the latter is more likely.


    :arrow: Source
    :arrow: Trailer

    As stated, there is no announced platform or even a release window.

    Have you ever thought to yourself, what if I was toast? Have you considered the likelihood that you are, in fact, biologically bread? Then you crazy person you, the time has come to live your dream and become the toast with the most. The Bread with stead. The Neatest goshdang wheat on the street.
    You, are Bread.
     
    Jiehfeng likes this.


  2. DiscostewSM

    DiscostewSM GBAtemp Guru

    Member
    5,023
    2,659
    Feb 10, 2009
    United States
    Sacramento, California
  3. Pedeadstrian

    Pedeadstrian GBAtemp's Official frill-necked lizard.

    Member
    3,525
    1,564
    Oct 12, 2012
    United States
    Sandy Eggo
    I'm still waiting on Bear Simulator. But, if there's no The Brave Little Toaster references in I Am Bread, then I am definitely not buying it.
     
    chavosaur likes this.
  4. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

    Member
    16,197
    3,850
    Nov 17, 2008
    Australia
    Queensland
    god damn i'm still laughing. serious though games are getting more and more fucking stupid every month!!

    this must be the mega boss :creep:
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Hells Malice

    Hells Malice Are you a bully?

    Member
    GBAtemp Patron
    Hells Malice is a Patron of GBAtemp and is helping us stay independent!

    Our Patreon
    6,113
    4,916
    Apr 9, 2009
    Canada
    The whole "i'm so random lol look at me" attention whoring is getting really, really old. Humanity really is just fucked.
     
  6. Joe88

    Joe88 [╬╗]

    Member
    11,621
    2,851
    Jan 6, 2008
    United States
    NYC
    waiting for the goty edition with the whole wheat and butter dlc's
     
    Attila13 likes this.
  7. JoostinOnline

    JoostinOnline Certified Crash Test Dummy

    Member
    10,970
    3,755
    Apr 2, 2011
    United States
    The Twilight Zone
    Is that like "I Am Number Four"?
     
  8. grossaffe

    grossaffe GBAtemp Addict

    Member
    2,743
    2,113
    May 5, 2013
    United States
    nah, I think it's more along these lines:
    [​IMG]
     
    Felipe_9595 likes this.
  9. Clydefrosch

    Clydefrosch GBAtemp Psycho!

    Member
    4,126
    1,181
    Jan 2, 2009
    Gambia, The
    these games are the novelty fake puke of videogames... they're a novelty and suddenly every idiot with an electric iron tries to sell that stuff in their stores
     
    Bladexdsl likes this.
  10. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

    pip Reporter
    23,494
    9,315
    Nov 21, 2005
    Pah, GTA did it years ago. In the GTA London series, by far the lesser GTA series, no less.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Taleweaver

    Taleweaver Storywriter

    Member
    5,601
    1,643
    Dec 23, 2009
    Belgium
    Belgium
    Meh...I don't care about it right now. But at least they're creative. Who knows...it can't get much worse than rock simulator, so...yeah. :)

    And before you go bashing things or being sarcastic: is the plot of super Mario (a paddo tripping plumber) or Sonic (a hedgehog on sneakers) any better?
     
  12. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

    Member
    16,197
    3,850
    Nov 17, 2008
    Australia
    Queensland
    this game is TOAST
     
  13. WiiCube_2013

    WiiCube_2013 GBAtemp Guru

    Member
    5,943
    1,337
    Oct 19, 2013
    Gaza Strip
    So this is what the Master Rice PC gamers plays... okay.
     
  14. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

    Member
    16,197
    3,850
    Nov 17, 2008
    Australia
    Queensland
    no this is what the casual cronies play
     
  15. Clydefrosch

    Clydefrosch GBAtemp Psycho!

    Member
    4,126
    1,181
    Jan 2, 2009
    Gambia, The
    I wonder if they're going to try to be even bigger than toast
     
  16. MushGuy

    MushGuy GBAtemp Advanced Fan

    Member
    866
    256
    Feb 11, 2010
    United States
  17. chavosaur
    OP

    chavosaur Austin Trujillo

    pip Contributor
    4,789
    8,652
    Mar 11, 2012
    United States
    Huntersville, NC
    Normally I don't pay attention to Simulator clones, but I give this one special attention mostly because it's from Bossa. Surgeon simulator is awesome so I have good hopes for this toast.

    It reminds me a bit of Octodad meets Goat Simulator and that sounds fantastic to me.
     
  18. vayanui8

    vayanui8 GBAtemp Maniac

    Member
    1,086
    936
    Nov 11, 2013
    United States
    I should really make rock simulator and load a picture of a rock. so many morons would buy it
     
  19. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

    Member
    16,197
    3,850
    Nov 17, 2008
    Australia
    Queensland
    not now son i'm making...TOAST!
     
  20. The Real Jdbye

    The Real Jdbye Always Remember 30/07/08

    Member
    GBAtemp Patron
    The Real Jdbye is a Patron of GBAtemp and is helping us stay independent!

    Our Patreon
    12,087
    5,165
    Mar 17, 2010
    Norway
    Alola
    You know what they say...
    ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.