I Am Aunty Hadrian Today. Try to persuade me otherwise.

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beegee7730 said:
What is better, Ultravox or Visage?
Ultravox before Midge Ure joined and fucked 'em.



alidsl said:
i wanna have
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time wivv u wot should i do? OMFGWTFROFLOLMAO

also I wub Hadrian
Have all entrances opened.

Also...well you're only human.

Revolutionize said:
Why does this thread remind me of a thread BoneMonkey made a long time ago?

My mother doesn't want me to have children. What should I do?
I was thinking that it reminded us of:
http://gbatemp.net/index.php?showtopic=166392

Fuck with condoms that have pin holes in them.

QUOTE(haflore @ Jan 14 2010, 11:56 PM) Where did nephew Hadrian go?
Dood like...Cat Orc took him dood...or summink.

QUOTE(fgghjjkll @ Jan 15 2010, 12:34 AM)
I'm homeless and the GBATemp Charity ain't givin me any moneyz. Can i hav sum?
We need that money as we are trying to save up so that Shelleeson would strip for us at our 10th birthday. Sadly she rejects each offer due to being of a "high standard"...fair enough.
 
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I'm lonely and no one loves me. What should I do?

I hate your advice. It's so................bad.
 

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Destructobot said:
Should I read this thread?
Depends on whether you want your brain capacity to decrease by 23%

raulpica said:
Should I change my name into rauldrian?
The new fad is to replace all vowels with Y's.

ryylpycy

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Dear Aunty Hadrian,

Why'd you steal my thread and turn it into your own advice/Aunty Hadrian thread in the Forum's Edge?

Sincerely,
OMGWTFBBQ
Tiny did it first Mr Two Accounts

QUOTE(Revolutionize @ Jan 15 2010, 11:39 PM)
I'm lonely and no one loves me. What should I do?

I hate your advice. It's so................bad.
Ever heard of the underpants bomber? Well if anything don't do that.

Well duh read the first post.
 

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Aunty Hadrian, do you remember when Westside was saying "Wrap a claymore around it and set it off" here on the 'temp some years ago? Well, I do believe the underpants bomber followed his advice!

Got any other good advices for our fellow tempers? (which hopingly don't include bombs around genitals)
 

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Do you know about H.E.R.O. for the Colecovision? I was just playing it yesterday through an emu on the DS and it has BETTER graphics than the old Atari 2600 version, but is otherwise the same game. I highly recommend you give it a look. Let me see if I can dig up some screenies.....

Here ya go:
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Looks even better on the DS's smaller screens and played perfectly fine on the ColecoDS emu.

Enjoy!
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Rayder said:
Do you know about H.E.R.O. for the Colecovision? I was just playing it yesterday through an emu on the DS and it has BETTER graphics than the old Atari 2600 version, but is otherwise the same game. I highly recommend you give it a look. Let me see if I can dig up some screenies.....

Here ya go:
hero1.gif


hero2.gif


Looks even better on the DS's smaller screens and played perfectly fine on the ColecoDS emu.

Enjoy!
grog.gif

Yeah I know about that but for me the Atari 2600 is better for its sound. Also the C64 version wipes the floor with the Colecovision version, visually, gameplay and sound. There is a version for that MAster System computer Sega did but I can't say I'm fond of it.

Destructobot said:
This is off topic, but I hereby decree that you have to actually explode something before you can be called the "whatever" bomber.
Good point, lets call him the "Fucktard" instead.

QUOTE(raulpica @ Jan 16 2010, 10:43 AM)
Aunty Hadrian, do you remember when Westside was saying "Wrap a claymore around it and set it off" here on the 'temp some years ago? Well, I do believe the underpants bomber Fucktard followed his advice!

Got any other good advices for our fellow tempers? (which hopingly don't include bombs around genitals)
Fixed.

Advice huh? To improve your cunnilingus technique, try out on a Cadbury's Creme Egg. Lick out the creamy center and don't stop until your tongue has gone through the bottom of the chocolate egg. Do this over and over until you become a tubby bitch (tubbier than me as I'm losing weight) so I can still your woman and impress her with my fuckawesome tongue technique.
 

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Can you help me? My life has already lost meaning. I cannot think of another reason to live. Why must i love every day to the fullest when good life or bad life ends in death? Oh why am i so helplessly lost in this world so soon!
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On another note, why do i have this huge mole on my butt, it hurts sometimes :|
 

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MuppetInvasion said:
Can you help me? My life has already lost meaning. I cannot think of another reason to live. Why must i love every day to the fullest when good life or bad life ends in death? Oh why am i so helplessly lost in this world so soon!
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On another note, why do i have this huge mole on my butt, it hurts sometimes :|
In the end death is nothing, you feel nothing when you die (I guess I dunno) so why not live life to the fullest while you can? The human body can experience so many great emotions, best use them to the fullest while you can. Bitching won't do anything about it but give you a shit emotion.

Yeah I have this huge mole in my garden, Orc keeps molestering it.
 

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