how to make a thread step by step

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Dec 7, 2008
  1. Tall Alien
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    1.....think about an thread...i mean a thread..see if you dont think, your brain will not work correctly. the brain synapses will fail to do what was really desired which results in a catastrophic solotion. look deep down into your soul... in there, there is a mysterious bond between your brain and your soul.. which links to your mind... Inside your mind you'll find on your knowledge, your vocabulary and all that shit....think about the pattern in which you want the words to be in order and it will result in an xstatic solution...the pattern of letters will form something called a sentence, which i belive is the superior being of all your vocabulary in your mind.. ok so now you got the being called a "sentence"...as you finally realize what you want the thread name to be, you will be lead to step 2.

    2. your muscles are needed in good condition for this process....called "typing". it is a very fast action that includes smashing fingers down on "keys" on your "key board". this process requires about 9 steps..shit idk. but once again....THINK! this time you have to think about in which your finger tips move across the key board...failing to think properly about this will result in a catotrphic creation called "typos". these little devils are spawns of satan himself.. when this happens think of it ass the armageddon happening between your soul and your mind because when a typo occurs, you get stressed (which causes your soul to become filed with rage) out because you wasted 01 miliseconds of your life searching for the backspace button and pressing it and having to rethink the entire process of thinking about what keys you desire to press. typos are actually negative results in which the ultimate being called "the sentence" has a mistake somewhere in it. think of it as a genetic disorder. after you finish the process of "typing" the ultimate being called the "sentence" has emerged from your mind on the computer screen (specifically on the "post new thread" page

    3. research has shown that while on the influence of drugs, the process of "thinking" and "typing" will result in more catastrophic results than usual. this happens because you become intoxicated and it causes your synapses to go haywire. also your mind and soul start freaking out.

    4. make sure the topic fails hard.
     


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    I stopped reading at that, you don't think up of a thread, it comes in naturally! The only exceptions are news, they're thought up by other people that you'd think up of sharing.
     
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    thats wat u think but alot more shit goes on in your head
     
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    I agree. You dont think threads... You make them naturally!.
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    Exactly! Making a thread is like going to the toilet!


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    4. make sure the topic fails hard.
     
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    He does!

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    One should practice what they preach.
     
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    I do not think I wish to follow a how to make a thread tutorial by a moron. I have seen the threads you have made and guess what? They all fail hard.
     
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    Ive only saw Tall Aliens threads on the EOF.
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    Tall Alien, stop making useless threads in the EOF and go around failing people when you fail, ok? [​IMG]
     
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    ROFLMFAO Raika that is the best emoticon ive ever seen! [​IMG]
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