Today in honor of 7 years of Temp, I will make helpful guide on how to Crystal. Using this guide, you may one day Crystal, like I do. I hope this helpful.
First: Be nondescript Pokemon. Say you Glaceon, mostly be Gardevoir, be obsessed with Umbreon.
Second: Be obsessed with panties. If your life isn't consumed by the desire to panties, then you must panties.
Third: Squishies are important for plot.
Fourth: Your sexuality must be set to Captain Jack Harkness levels of sexuality.
Five: Make blogs because you are most likely high or drunk or because fuck you that's why.
Six: Become manager of something, because manager
Seven: Own too much hentai
Eight: Only use free/open source Operating systems. If you paid for OS, you paid to be sad
Nine: Change OS every week because panties.
Ten: Use Scale of Yoshis to measure greatness of things.
and finally 11: Spend so much time on Temp, that you are most likely 1/3 of their ad revenue.
With simple steps, you too will one day Crystal!
In panties we trust
First: Be nondescript Pokemon. Say you Glaceon, mostly be Gardevoir, be obsessed with Umbreon.
Second: Be obsessed with panties. If your life isn't consumed by the desire to panties, then you must panties.
Third: Squishies are important for plot.
Fourth: Your sexuality must be set to Captain Jack Harkness levels of sexuality.
Five: Make blogs because you are most likely high or drunk or because fuck you that's why.
Six: Become manager of something, because manager
Seven: Own too much hentai
Eight: Only use free/open source Operating systems. If you paid for OS, you paid to be sad
Nine: Change OS every week because panties.
Ten: Use Scale of Yoshis to measure greatness of things.
and finally 11: Spend so much time on Temp, that you are most likely 1/3 of their ad revenue.
With simple steps, you too will one day Crystal!
In panties we trust
Last edited by The Catboy,