How to Crystal

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  1. Lilith Valentine
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    Today in honor of 7 years of Temp, I will make helpful guide on how to Crystal. Using this guide, you may one day Crystal, like I do. I hope this helpful.

    First: Be nondescript Pokemon. Say you Glaceon, mostly be Gardevoir, be obsessed with Umbreon.
    Second: Be obsessed with panties. If your life isn't consumed by the desire to panties, then you must panties.
    Third: Squishies are important for plot.
    Fourth: Your sexuality must be set to Captain Jack Harkness levels of sexuality.
    Five: Make blogs because you are most likely high or drunk or because fuck you that's why.
    Six: Become manager of something, because manager
    Seven: Own too much hentai
    Eight: Only use free/open source Operating systems. If you paid for OS, you paid to be sad
    Nine: Change OS every week because panties.
    Ten: Use Scale of Yoshis to measure greatness of things.
    and finally 11: Spend so much time on Temp, that you are most likely 1/3 of their ad revenue.

    With simple steps, you too will one day Crystal!
    In panties we trust
     
    Last edited by Lilith Valentine, Sep 12, 2016
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    this is a copyright infringement of "how to migles"

    what about "not suppose to be free" OS?

    can i has your panties?


    i really whish i had gurl smelly panties now...
     
  3. Lilith Valentine
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    Well looks like I am making the remaining 2/3 revenues.
     
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    If I pirate Windows and OSX, do they count as free? :^)
     
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    Is pirating OSX worth it? ;O;
     
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    if you werent paid to use osx youll be sad
     
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    I like your boobs.
     
  10. Lilith Valentine
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    If you had to pay, then you paid to be sad. Counts as free in my book

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    same
     
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    1: Torchic is cool
    2: hum. Must panties more
    3: plot is cool
    4: idk what to say to this one rlly
    5: I don't get in the mood to write when I'm drunk x.x I start thinking about random stuff, or not-so-random stuff
    6: I manage my room, is that enough to Crystal
    7: *glances at HDD* check
    8: I do use Ubuntu-based distros. I only use windows on computers for playing games, really. And cuz I'm bored to find a USB stick or a DVD to burn a disk image
    9: I change distros almost every week cuz y not but most are still Ubuntu-based
    10: I can't measure greatness with numbers how will I do so with yoshis
    11: *Adblock * *cries and hides in the corner*
    Do I Crystal enough


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  12. Lilith Valentine
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    You are mostly Crystal, here is a reward for Crystaling.
    tumblr_mr0i7b5Azk1qabrcto1_1280.png
     
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    Let's bump this thread back up a bit.

    I would like to see more pictures of your boobs.

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    Thing is, I don't care about your dreams and i don't care about your college degree.

    Just show me your boobs.
     
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    Okay, i'll follow these simples steps an- panties panties panties panties panties! panties panties panties panties? panties. :D
     
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    Should we also change our names to something to have our favourite Pokemon's name in our usernames

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    I cristal
    you cristal
    he/she/it cristals
    we cristal
    you cristal
    they cristal
    right?
     
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    Cristal is a beer

    Crystal is Crystal

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