How to Crystal

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Today in honor of 7 years of Temp, I will make helpful guide on how to Crystal. Using this guide, you may one day Crystal, like I do. I hope this helpful.

First: Be nondescript Pokemon. Say you Glaceon, mostly be Gardevoir, be obsessed with Umbreon.
Second: Be obsessed with panties. If your life isn't consumed by the desire to panties, then you must panties.
Third: Squishies are important for plot.
Fourth: Your sexuality must be set to Captain Jack Harkness levels of sexuality.
Five: Make blogs because you are most likely high or drunk or because fuck you that's why.
Six: Become manager of something, because manager
Seven: Own too much hentai
Eight: Only use free/open source Operating systems. If you paid for OS, you paid to be sad
Nine: Change OS every week because panties.
Ten: Use Scale of Yoshis to measure greatness of things.
and finally 11: Spend so much time on Temp, that you are most likely 1/3 of their ad revenue.

With simple steps, you too will one day Crystal!
In panties we trust
 
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Second: Be obsessed with panties. If your life isn't consumed by the desire to panties, then you must panties.
this is a copyright infringement of "how to migles"

Eight: Only use free/open source Operating systems. If you paid for OS, you paid to be sad
what about "not suppose to be free" OS?

Nine: Change OS every week because panties.
can i has your panties?


In panties we trust
i really whish i had gurl smelly panties now...
 

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this is a copyright infringement of "how to migles"
FITE ME! ʕ ง•ᴥ•ʔ ง

what about "not suppose to be free" OS?
If you had to pay for it, then you are going to be sad

can i has your panties?
I has my panties


i really whish i had gurl smelly panties now...
Same
 

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1: Torchic is cool
2: hum. Must panties more
3: plot is cool
4: idk what to say to this one rlly
5: I don't get in the mood to write when I'm drunk x.x I start thinking about random stuff, or not-so-random stuff
6: I manage my room, is that enough to Crystal
7: *glances at HDD* check
8: I do use Ubuntu-based distros. I only use windows on computers for playing games, really. And cuz I'm bored to find a USB stick or a DVD to burn a disk image
9: I change distros almost every week cuz y not but most are still Ubuntu-based
10: I can't measure greatness with numbers how will I do so with yoshis
11: *Adblock * *cries and hides in the corner*
Do I Crystal enough


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1: Torchic is cool
2: hum. Must panties more
3: plot is cool
4: idk what to say to this one rlly
5: I don't get in the mood to write when I'm drunk x.x I start thinking about random stuff, or not-so-random stuff
6: I manage my room, is that enough to Crystal
7: *glances at HDD* check
8: I do use Ubuntu-based distros. I only use windows on computers for playing games, really. And cuz I'm bored to find a USB stick or a DVD to burn a disk image
9: I change distros almost every week cuz y not but most are still Ubuntu-based
10: I can't measure greatness with numbers how will I do so with yoshis
11: *Adblock * *cries and hides in the corner*
Do I Crystal enough


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You are mostly Crystal, here is a reward for Crystaling.
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