Great quotes!

[Man18]

iirc it was in someones sig on gamefaqs

my penis is so long ir you laid it on a keyboard it would reach from a 2 z

 

[p1ngpong]

lol never mind my mistake, its on someone's sig here, I cant remember who though.

 

[Galacta]

lol never mind my mistake, its on someone's sig here, I cant remember who though.

It used to be on Pizzaroo.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I hate to point it out, but it was on my sig, before that.

 

[p1ngpong]

I hate to point it out, but it was on my sig, before that.

The sig was a lie!

 

[Galacta]

Yeah it totally looks like im doing something naughty, Noitora did that on purpose I suspect! XD

Of course I did, what did you expect from a pervert who has an avatar with a little girl.

 

[xcalibur]

The response my friend gave after our teacher wished us luck for the exam.

We don't need luck sir. We need God.

A halo game I was getting raped in;

QUOTEI know you're a n*gger. You're dying cause you're a n*gger

Its seems more racist than anything but the thick texas accent the guy was saying it with, coupled with his completely serious voice made it sound hilarious.

 

[BiscuitCookie]

Nintendo sells all these games about "doing your best" and "being the hero," telling kids "you can do it if you try," but in the end that's just a story, a marketing lie that sounds good.
That's business. That's the real world. In reality, if Link approached the castle gate, a guard would just throw him out. It doesn't matter how much courage he has.
It doesn't matter how talented he is with his sword, or how pure hearted he might be. He's wearing a dirty tunic and he has no credentials.
"Get out of here, you stupid kid." The evil kingdom of Ganon (Or should I say "Gantendo") spreads across the land, Zelda dies, and the credits scroll. Game over.
That's the real Nintendo, I guess.

From here http://www.bobsgame.com/

 

[Neko]

(02:00:14) (+Banger) i love big juicy meat >_>

 

[p1ngpong]

From the shoutbox!

Hehe Moo
Does NDSTokyoTrim require installation?

VVoltz
What if I wanna whispper here?

VVoltz
Shiiiiiiiinji!!!!!!!

p1ngpong
Quiet Hehe I cant hear VVoltz!

Hehe Moo
Will someone please just tell me whether NDSTokyoTrim requires installation?

p1ngpong
Hehe ssshhhhhhhh!

Hehe Moo
wtf is your problem p1ngpong? I'm asking a question, and every single freaking time I type in the Shoutbox you tell me to shut up.

p1ngpong
I said sssshhhhhhh!

VVoltz
I'm gonna run homebrew on this shoutbox: hello world

VVoltz
OK that last bad joke killed my last remaining 3 brain cells, my current total is nao -2

p1ngpong
Yeah do that, but dont tell Hehe how to do that!

Hehe Moo
=='' will you please just answer the question... I asked nicely.

p1ngpong
google it!

p0wned!

 

[Galacta]

From the shoutbox!

Hehe Moo
Does NDSTokyoTrim require installation?

VVoltz
What if I wanna whispper here?

VVoltz
Shiiiiiiiinji!!!!!!!

p1ngpong
Quiet Hehe I cant hear VVoltz!

Hehe Moo
Will someone please just tell me whether NDSTokyoTrim requires installation?

p1ngpong
Hehe ssshhhhhhhh!

Hehe Moo
wtf is your problem p1ngpong? I'm asking a question, and every single freaking time I type in the Shoutbox you tell me to shut up.

p1ngpong
I said sssshhhhhhh!

VVoltz
I'm gonna run homebrew on this shoutbox: hello world

VVoltz
OK that last bad joke killed my last remaining 3 brain cells, my current total is nao -2

p1ngpong
Yeah do that, but dont tell Hehe how to do that!

Hehe Moo
=='' will you please just answer the question... I asked nicely.

p1ngpong
google it!

p0wned!

lmao that was the best answer ever
Epic.
*About to post something*

 

[Noitora]

From the shoutbox!

Hehe Moo
Does NDSTokyoTrim require installation?

VVoltz
What if I wanna whispper here?

VVoltz
Shiiiiiiiinji!!!!!!!

p1ngpong
Quiet Hehe I cant hear VVoltz!

Hehe Moo
Will someone please just tell me whether NDSTokyoTrim requires installation?

p1ngpong
Hehe ssshhhhhhhh!

Hehe Moo
wtf is your problem p1ngpong? I'm asking a question, and every single freaking time I type in the Shoutbox you tell me to shut up.

p1ngpong
I said sssshhhhhhh!

VVoltz
I'm gonna run homebrew on this shoutbox: hello world

VVoltz
OK that last bad joke killed my last remaining 3 brain cells, my current total is nao -2

p1ngpong
Yeah do that, but dont tell Hehe how to do that!

Hehe Moo
=='' will you please just answer the question... I asked nicely.

p1ngpong
google it!

p0wned!

lmao that was the best answer ever
Epic.
*About to post something*

Oh come one guys, we all know that it's really hard to download an EXE and double click to see if it requires installation.

 

[Szyslak]

[23:41] If it wasn't for the clitoris i would be sexually useless.

 

[Deleted User]

"Here's something you never hear a man say: 'Stop sucking my cock or I'll call the police!'"

"I've never fucked a ten. Never fucked a ten. But one night, I fucked five twos

, and I think that oughta count."

-George Carlin

 

[Problematique]

THAT IS NOT ME!! IT'S NOT ME!!!
SOMEONE CAME INTO MY HOUSE
THEY CAME INTO MY HOUSE!!!
THEY WENT THROUGH EVERYTHING, WENT THROUGH MY PC, FILE TIMESTAMPS CHANGED, FOOTPRINTS, EVERYTHING MOVED, DOOR UNLOCKED
THEY TRIED TO OPEN THE SAFE
MY PC IS KEYLOGGED
12 HOURS OF CAMERA FOOTAGE WAS DELETED
CAMERA WAS UNPLUGGED WHEN I WOKE UP
I WAS SLEEPING!!
THEY DID IT WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!!
THIS IS NOT PART OF THE PLAN
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
THEY MADE HANAFUDA CARDS FOR 50 YEARS
THAT IS A YAKUZA GAME
THEY ARE THE JAPANESE MAFIA
THEY ARE THE JAPANESE MAFIA
THEY ARE THE JAPANESE MAFIA
THEY ARE THE JAPANESE MAFIA
THEY ARE THE JAPANESE MAFIA
THINK ABOUT IT!!
THEY WANT TO SILENCE ME
FOR A REASON!
IT'S EITHER THEM OR ALIENS
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT ALIENS
I'D RATHER IT BE ALIENS !

http://www.bobsgame.com/

 

[xcalibur]

[10:14] When ipikichu isquirtle

 

[zidane_genome]

"Here's something you never hear a man say: 'Stop sucking my cock or I'll call the police!'"

"I've never fucked a ten. Never fucked a ten. But one night, I fucked five twos

, and I think that oughta count."

-George Carlin

May he rest in peace... one of the funniest men in the 20th century... he will be missed!

Now that that's over... I loved his cameo in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back... just seeing him open his mouth and go down on that trucker... oh dear god, I almost shat myself! I had to pause the movie for like 10 minutes... it was the best part of that movie...
And then, in Dogma he was a freakin preist! Way too funny! Best quote from that movie -

Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "

 

[Jdbye]

zidane_genome: BEST. SIG. EVER (and it's true in my case)

Tons of funny irc quotes here: http://gbatemp.net/index.php?act=module&am...mp;mid=39407#ws
Even more irc quotes here: http://ircidiots.com/userq.php?id=jdbye

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

No, dreams aren't completely dead until you have a wife and kids.

That's a wise man.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

MY ENGLISH NO GOD

1. M3 NO dead ?
2.
3. WHERE I DOWNLOAD KERNEL ?
4. ALL GAMES WORK ON M3 ? THE NEW STAR WARS WORK ? GAME 2048 BIT BE WORK ?
5. THE NEW KH GAME BE WORK ?
6. ALL HomeBrow's WORKS ?
7. M3 NO HAVE PROBLEMS ?
8. GIVE ME PLEAS A PATCH FOR Rumble Pack FOR GAMES
12. WHAT IS M3 SAKURA ?
13. M3 GOD FROM SOPERCARD
15. HOW I DO SLOW IN GAMES ? HOW I DO RAEL TIME SAVE ?


QUOTE(Zerrix @ Feb 14 2009, 01:26 PM) 1. NO DEAD!
2. WTF!? xD
3. http://handheldsources.com/M3DS/Download_M3DSR.html
4. YES!
5. Dunno, but probably YES!
6. YES!
7. NO!
8. As far as I know there aren't any or many!
12. Where's 9, 10, 11? xD But it's a firmware / FlashCard!
13. What?! Er .. noo..
15. Where's 14?! in the Option-menu!

100 intarwebz for Zerrix