But I'm really learning a lot from it. Next time somebody asks me for directions, instead of just telling them I'll try giving a two hour speech about my feelings regarding them and their destination, and ask them a bunch of irrelevant questions. I'll talk about my family for awhile and other things they never wanted to know, before telling them it's two blocks down the street on the left.
If I ever happen upon an accident or somebody in distress--like a choking person in a restaurant or a car overturned on the highway--I will bravely initiate an open group discussion. We will talk about what somebody could potentially do to help; the weather; some sports; just whatever comes to mind. After we've finished our formalities and reaching consensus on which of the original Superman movies is greatest, we'll proceed to run a few dozen errands before taking any action actually relevant to the emergency.
And if I ever find myself writing a script for an RPG, I'll make sure to judge the merit of my story in terms of how many pages I can fill with words. What kind of words doesn't matter. The series of events between introduction to conclusion--I can make it up as I go along. Just so long as it fills up entire _volumes_ because sheer quantity is the key to creating a compelling mythos, And developmentally stunted fourteen year olds all over the internet will call my work 'epic'.
If I ever happen upon an accident or somebody in distress--like a choking person in a restaurant or a car overturned on the highway--I will bravely initiate an open group discussion. We will talk about what somebody could potentially do to help; the weather; some sports; just whatever comes to mind. After we've finished our formalities and reaching consensus on which of the original Superman movies is greatest, we'll proceed to run a few dozen errands before taking any action actually relevant to the emergency.
And if I ever find myself writing a script for an RPG, I'll make sure to judge the merit of my story in terms of how many pages I can fill with words. What kind of words doesn't matter. The series of events between introduction to conclusion--I can make it up as I go along. Just so long as it fills up entire _volumes_ because sheer quantity is the key to creating a compelling mythos, And developmentally stunted fourteen year olds all over the internet will call my work 'epic'.