God

[x65943]

Strong powerful brave

Ayyyy-theism

Lame uncool, kills own son

Checkm8 atheists

 

[x65943]

 

[K3Nv4]

God's a G he gets nailed alot.

 

[Veho]

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Black boxes are built to be indestructible and survive plane crashes. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

 

[x65943]

Black boxes are built to be indestructible and survive plane crashes. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

I know this is a joke butttt

The main issue is the squishy flesh bags inside coming to an abrupt stop and hitting said black box plane at a few hundred miles per hour

 

[x65943]

 

[K3Nv4]

 

[Veho]

I know this is a joke butttt

The main issue is the squishy flesh bags inside coming to an abrupt stop and hitting said black box plane at a few hundred miles per hour

Serves them right for not bringing their seats to the upright position

And I don't think crumple zones make a difference at those speeds.

I think the main reason is that the plane would be several times heavier and couldn't get off the ground

Which would technically make it safer

 

[x65943]

Serves them right for not bringing their seats to the upright position

And I don't think crumple zones make a difference at those speeds.

I think the main reason is that the plane would be several times heavier and couldn't get off the ground

Which would technically make it safer

Yes I had initially written a long winded reply about making a heavier plane, that it probably would need way more fuel etc

I mean you really only need a black box around passengers

But I thought better to focus on the fact it wouldn't do any good anyway

 

[x65943]

And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn

 

[ChibiMofo]

God?

So how is your imaginary friend anyway?

 

[x65943]

God?

So how is your imaginary friend anyway?

 

[K3Nv4]

God?

So how is your imaginary friend anyway?

Pretty well @x65943 is currently in Japan from what I hear.

 

[CoolMe]

Pretty well @x65943 is currently in Japan from what I hear.

in Japan heartu surgeon?

 

[K3Nv4]

in Japan heartu surgeon?

He is training Ai robots how to accept less insurance and make higher Copays.

 

[SAIYAN48]

So God is said to be "omnipotent", all-powerful. Yet it takes 6 days to make one universe and then he has to rest. Seems fishy to me.

 

[Veho]

in Japan heartu surgeon?

Number one!

 

[AmandaRose]

I stopped believing in God when I realised it was just "dog" backwards. Think about it: G-O-D, D-O-G. It's like an anagram but backwards, right, innit? And then after that I just stopped worrying about stuff. You only get one go around, I reckon. When you're dead, you're dead. So you can spend your time thinking about how things haven't gone perfect, or you can just get on with it. Have a laugh and that. That's what I do. And I'm pretty happy.

 

[hippy dave]

What if god was one of us?

 

[x65943]

When you think about it, God sort of is the anti-dog

Dog: loves you unconditionally
God: loves you if you cut the end of your penis off

Dog: friendly to everyone
God: really hates developing countries (and gays)

Dog: loves bacon
God: bacon is the devil's meat

Dog: has never murdered all of humanity in a flood
God: has murdered all of humanity in a flood

It goes on and on