God

[x65943]

Strong powerful brave

Ayyyy-theism

Lame uncool, kills own son

Checkm8 atheists

 

[x65943]

 

[K3Nv4]

God's a G he gets nailed alot.

 

[Veho]

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Black boxes are built to be indestructible and survive plane crashes. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

 

[x65943]

Black boxes are built to be indestructible and survive plane crashes. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

I know this is a joke butttt

The main issue is the squishy flesh bags inside coming to an abrupt stop and hitting said black box plane at a few hundred miles per hour

 

[x65943]

 

[K3Nv4]

 

[Veho]

I know this is a joke butttt

The main issue is the squishy flesh bags inside coming to an abrupt stop and hitting said black box plane at a few hundred miles per hour

Serves them right for not bringing their seats to the upright position

And I don't think crumple zones make a difference at those speeds.

I think the main reason is that the plane would be several times heavier and couldn't get off the ground

Which would technically make it safer

 

[x65943]

Serves them right for not bringing their seats to the upright position

And I don't think crumple zones make a difference at those speeds.

I think the main reason is that the plane would be several times heavier and couldn't get off the ground

Which would technically make it safer

Yes I had initially written a long winded reply about making a heavier plane, that it probably would need way more fuel etc

I mean you really only need a black box around passengers

But I thought better to focus on the fact it wouldn't do any good anyway

 

[x65943]

And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn

 

[ChibiMofo]

God?

So how is your imaginary friend anyway?

 

[x65943]

God?

So how is your imaginary friend anyway?

 

[K3Nv4]

God?

So how is your imaginary friend anyway?

Pretty well @x65943 is currently in Japan from what I hear.