ggyo's golden posts thread.

[Deleted_171835]

Exactly. Because you're a non-socialite geek who hates Microsoft, what they stand for, and their larger demographic.

People may contend my points verbally, but subconsciously, without noticing, they'll reinforce everything I say.

"Bros before hoes" was invented and perpetuated by bitter dudes who ain't getting anything, just like "sloppy seconds" and all the other cock-blocking phrases used to turn a fellow males off from a woman or women.

So you won't deny that the WiiU has no games and isn't selling anymore? And that I stack more paper and get more b****es than you too?

Congratulations, I'm joking.

Look at these poor responses... the randomizer trying to convert this colloquial conversation into a grand central thesis with I-grabbed-these-words-from-a-thesaurus jargon, mixed with mental gymnastics (these graphics are amazing>graphics dont matter>they look better than a near decade-old game) fit for the olympics.

Sure, this ploy for a reaction test was cliche and lame of me, but hate me for being unoriginal, not honest.

I DO feel stupid now... a grown man arguing with a pre-pubescent punk... who also has downs syndrome(?).

Because Sony's financial problems aren't news. They've been present since 2000, when they had a peaked market worth of $200 billion+, and now according to Forbes they're worth less than $15 billion. Though they hemorrhaged $185 billion+ in the span of a decade, it's not news.

The WiiU failing is news. The Vita had it's phase, but it ended when it started outselling even the 3DS in a few consecutive weeks. Now it's no longer news.

There's just so much attention people will give bad news, but the problem is that gamers are PEOPLE. That's a problem, because Nintendo gamers are CHILDREN (or immature), which means they develop mentally slower.

So while Sony fans reacted with denial, and then anger, bargaining, and then (a euphemistic) depression, and FINALLY acceptance, after only a few months of bad news, a majority of Nintendo fans have been stuck on denial and anger.

So tell the average Vita fan that they have no games, and they'll say "Yeah, kinda. We have a few, but hopefully we'll get some new ones soon."

Tell the average WiiU fan (see: this thread, that thread, ANY thread) that they have no games, and they'll only react with DENIAL or ANGER,

GROW UP, NINTENDO FANS. THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF HAS GOT YOU PEGGED.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Careful soulx, he stacks more paper and gets more beaches than you.

EDIT:

 

[the_randomizer]

This looks like fun!

 

[ggyo]

Can't deny my influential pseudo-comical character.

 

[the_randomizer]

A wild ggyo appeared!

 

[DiabloStorm]

I figured something like this would surface eventually after experiencing his aspie pseudo intellectualist ...unique responses in the past.

 

[JoostinOnline]

It's very unfortunate that people have to live in lower-class economical conditions, but their priorities don't include luxurious purchases such as the Xbox One, or any few hundred dollar console at all. You're right. It is my opinion that Microsoft outclasses most companies and corporations in the world in philanthropy, but it's not like it's a disputable opinion. Microsoft is JUST better... than mostly everybody.

That's a given, but you didn't express your "may be wrong's" in a non-dictating, proselytizing manner.

 

[Black-Ice]

What a dickhead.

 

[Flame]

What a dickhead.

where have you been? long time no see, me love you long time.

 

[ggyo]

What a dickhead.

All you ever post about is how ignorant and arbitrary other people's posts are. You're like a critic without reason or purpose, meaning if your internet persona is a reflection of your true personality, your whole existence is completely useless.

I'm judging you. Keep commenting that everything is below you, yet you don't express higher qualities. It makes you worthless to the world, and that's why you have to keep saying you're better. You're like Jay-Z, minus the talent and business savvy and hot wife and money and fame and any good qualities. He keeps announcing that he's the world's best rapper, and by saying it enough, some people actually believe him, when his actual artistic accomplishments pale in comparison to many others.

And that's your dark little prison.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Yeah BI you're just a shitty little talentless fuck and you should die in hell

 

[JoostinOnline]

All you ever post about is how ignorant and arbitrary other people's posts are. You're like a critic without reason or purpose, meaning if your internet persona is a reflection of your true personality, your whole existence is completely useless.

I'm judging you. Keep commenting that everything is below you, yet you don't express higher qualities. It makes you worthless to the world, and that's why you have to keep saying you're better. You're like Jay-Z, minus the talent and business savvy and hot wife and money and fame and any good qualities. He keeps announcing that he's the world's best rapper, and by saying it enough, some people actually believe him, when his actual artistic accomplishments pale in comparison to many others.

And that's your dark little prison.

While that post was worthless, it was also on topic and a great contribution to the "ggyo's golden posts thread".

 

[Black-Ice]

All you ever post about is how ignorant and arbitrary other people's posts are. You're like a critic without reason or purpose, meaning if your internet persona is a reflection of your true personality, your whole existence is completely useless.

I'm judging you. Keep commenting that everything is below you, yet you don't express higher qualities. It makes you worthless to the world, and that's why you have to keep saying you're better. You're like Jay-Z, minus the talent and business savvy and hot wife and money and fame and any good qualities. He keeps announcing that he's the world's best rapper, and by saying it enough, some people actually believe him, when his actual artistic accomplishments pale in comparison to many others.

And that's your dark little prison.

 

[GameWinner]

All you ever post about is how ignorant and arbitrary other people's posts are. You're like a critic without reason or purpose, meaning if your internet persona is a reflection of your true personality, your whole existence is completely useless.

I'm judging you. Keep commenting that everything is below you, yet you don't express higher qualities. It makes you worthless to the world, and that's why you have to keep saying you're better. You're like Jay-Z, minus the talent and business savvy and hot wife and money and fame and any good qualities. He keeps announcing that he's the world's best rapper, and by saying it enough, some people actually believe him, when his actual artistic accomplishments pale in comparison to many others.

And that's your dark little prison.

You're the wind beneath my wings.

 

[ggyo]

My username will be that constant schema trigger that you associate with the memory that you have no meaningful sentimental relationships. And you'll maintain a reaction of indifference to me online, but I'm speaking directly to your inadequacies, and it hurts you.

GGYO. GGYO. GGYO. GGYO. GGYO. GGYO. GGYO.

And if I can associate my username with many artifacts of your life, you'll haunt yourself with misery.

 

[ggyo]

You're the wind beneath my wings.

The wind influences the world more than the ephemerality and volatility of a bird.

 

[Foxi4]

*Snip!*

To be fair, Microsoft does surpass most companies in the field of philantropy. Bill Gates alone funds so many charities it's not even funny, he's a genuienly good man. His will particularily reflects that - his kids will only get a small portion of his fortune to "start their own businesses" - the rest of the money will go to charities all across the globe.

 

[Veho]

To be fair, Microsoft does surpass most companies in the field of philantropy. Bill Gates alone funds so many charities it's not even funny, he's a genuienly good man.

But he does it with his own money. I haven't heard about Microsoft as a company doing any good deeds or donating to any particular cause. Then again, I don't really follow that kind of thing so I probably missed it if they did.

 

[Foxi4]

But he does it with his own money. I haven't heard about Microsoft as a company doing any good deeds or donating to any particular cause. Then again, I don't really follow that kind of thing so I probably missed it if they did.

http://www.microsoft.com/about/technicalrecognition/charity-outreach.aspx
http://www.microsoft.com/hk/giving/caprogram/openLicense.mspx
http://thenextweb.com/microsoft/201...or-charity-in-2011-totalling-946m-since-1983/

You missed out on quite a bit.

 

[Veho]

I guess so. I've only heard of Gates' donations. Maybe because Microsoft is MechaSatanHitler.