Getting into a fight

[rhyguy]

bring a game cube, a tv and fight in ssbm

 

[kellyan95]

Kick him in the fucking balls.


I don't know if this will work for you, but the last time I was in a fight I hit the person as hard as I possibly could in the heart.....it worked....

 

[azotyp]

Dont fight, but if you will please write did you won or lose (i wont laught

)

 

[pasc]

I guess fighting isn't right.... ok... if you like it to hurt other people then go ahead. What has he done to you ? Oh, right nothing...

And remember. IF you REALLY NEED to fight: Keep the damage as low as possilbe (on both sides). Or would you like it if he would kill YOU ?

This may sound wrong to you cause you have pwnd many people before, but I guess these words can't be so wrong.

I think fighting is the most wrong thing in world. If not REALLY necessary, AVOID IT. For Godness Sake AVOID !

 

[Youkai]

I don't know you, but i think its rather sad that you don't have friends who tell you not to fight

When a friend of mine got into a fight i normaly tried to help him, and not only with beating up the other guys but to get him just away telling him that its not worth to fight such idiots.

If your friends care so much about you that they have no problem letting you get beaten up you should try to get new friends as fast as possible !

P.S. @pasc
sadly the whole life is a fight ... just different from fighting kids do. But yeah it would be best if just everyone would be friendly

 

[.TakaM]

I started like 3 posts to this topic, but I couldn't seem to word it right.. it basically came down to this

no one ever wins a fight, and if you can't find a way not to fight, just focus on dodging his attacks and letting him make a fool of himself

 

[2cb2ct7]

Edit:I totally recommend fighting,it's a way to show you are not a gay!

LMFAO

Shallow masculinity FTW!!!

 

[2cb2ct7]

Claw at his eyes and pull his hair.

P.S. Sock with a rock in it. Yes.

If you're going to fight no matter what...record it and post it on youtube then link me.Also this.

Fucking LOL

 

[2cb2ct7]

How did it go Muhamad? I have a mate who is only about 5'8" that used to box and he clean KO'd this 6'4"+ baseballer from my school. Some hilarious shit!

You haven't replied in this thread but I hope you made it out alright...

 

[zombielove]

Why didn't anyone say it sooner? We had the perfect opportunity!

Presenting.....

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"

 

[moozxy]

1. Crouch
2. Crouch forward
3. Walk a little bit
4. Punch

If you do it right, you'll say HADOUKEN!

 

[Veho]

 

[squeaks]

Get one of your friends to bring a video camera.
When hes near you have them record. MAKE SURE he hits you first, and that you get it on tape. Dont fight back (unless hes gonna kill you or wont stop). Then call the cops on his ass. TAPES DONT LIE. Take him to court, sue him for damages and stuff and use the $$ to buy yourself a nice new plasma tv

I'm down with this. Let him hit you first, then with all might, kick his nuts. He'll cringe. And you can call it self defense.

 

[Brouhaha]

I say don't fight. Get further in life. Then arrange a meeting 10 years from now when you graduated law school and have a beautiful lady and a nice BMW, only to learn he pumps gaz for a living...

THAT'S respect buddy... you don't get/loose REAL respect at 14 on the bus...

 

[Seccom Masada]

During the confusion of the fight, try to kiss him so he knows his love is requited, and you can walk off, arm in arm, into the sunset.

Plan B: Dig a hole, cover it with leaves. Fall in the hole to prey on his sympathy, then when he crouches down to help/laugh at you, punch him in the face.

 

[amptor]

So tommorow im supposed to get into a fight with a sophmore(10 grade) and im a freshmen (9 grade) and i need some advice.

Ive been told im a preety good fighter but i have never fought anybody older than me. This guy is bigger than me in all ways. not being racist hes white.

^ well I mean, not to be racist or anything (btw u can be racist if u are fighting, I mean... if it makes you angry enough who cares, fighting is wrong anyway lmao)

I guess hes messing with me because he thinks im going to pussy out but i dont care if i get my ass kicked (i think its better than losing everybody respect) im still down to fight, the thing is im not very confident in winning in this fight

Well instead of 'pussying out' (you won't be a pussy if you don't fight, who cares what anyone thinks? it doesn't matter)... make sure you work shit out with him before you give up on fighting or else he might come after you later (assuming that he is a jackass). I saw a guy get his tooth knocked out because he talked trash to a guy at my high school and it was because he wouldn't front for the fight. Again, fighting isn't really the right way to solve things, I think it is idiotic.
QUOTE(muhamad520 @ Oct 29 2007, 02:09 AM)Me-5ft4 mexican pretty fast  14 years 4months old, medium skinny

Him-around 5ft10 white guy looks slow ,he looks kinda strong ,15 years 5months old a little chubby

my options
1. Do my best and go out swinging if yes boxer style or just go crazy

2. Brass knuckles

3. jump his ass


i would normally just do it one on one no weapons but this guys messing with me for no reason because im a freshmen amd bexause im small than him.

im also worrried because im going to have to punch up and thats not so easy

also if he tackles me i got no chance

Please somebody give me advice!

Brass knuckles? Pussies use those, sorry..but that's just what I'd have to say bout that. If he's fat, he's going to be hard to knock down, son. You'll have to go after his knees. Fat doesn't build up on the knee caps. If you catch him off guard and jump him, that could possibly work unless u do it wrong. I would have to say the best thing to do would be to solve the problem by talking it out or if that's not possible get the dean involved. Otherwise if you just think fighting is the only way to solve it... well... pretty much you're going to be like that for the rest of your life and that's something u should grow out of by high school. At the high school I went to, it'd just get you expelled immediately.

 

[RayorDragonFall]

You could kill someone with brass knuckles. Could you live with that for the rest of your life?

 

[notnarb]

bring a crossbow to show you mean buisness

 

[flai]

Don't do it, fighting is the idiots way out.
And seriously, who gives a fuck about respect, especially in high school, its all just a big testosterone fueled shite hole. Seriously, only fight when completely necessary, if you can avoid it, do it. People will be talking about you getting your arse kicked for much longer than they will about you not turning up to a fight.

 

[dice]

Personally if I were in this situation (rare 'cus I'm pretty big) I'd avoid a confrontation, he's picking on you for no reason and it's pretty clear you'd rather not fight so don't give him an "excuse" to.

ONLY fight him if he physically attacks you (be it with a fist, spitting etc.)

Otherwise if you do end up in a fight get something like this, pay for EMS Express and pray it arrives by tomorrow