Just picked up the 3DS And its shocking to say the least...
Due to the aforementioned asshole in my previous post, i had to buy the second of the 2 3DS' the shop had for $50. Whoever previously owned this 3DS should be put in jail. This is the first time i've ever seen a regular 3DS and I nearly laughed. How the hell do people over the age of 7 cope with its small size? Glad I went with the XL
For those of you familiar with eBay's condition protocol, (New, Like New, Used, For parts not working ) this 3DS should be listed as "Brutal Rape Victim". As soon as i touched it i heard the ASPCA Song that plays when you see mistreated animals inside my head. No Stylus, No charger, No Love... at all. Cosmetic wear all over as if it belonged to a Colombian drug lord who used it to beat people who owed him money. This thing literally must have been dropped Hundreds of times both closed and open on its face. Dirty smudges that could pass for cum stains (I didn't wanna check) covered each corner.
The Analog Stick has a yellowish greenish tint. How the hell is that possible? Minor paint chips and other deformaties but still (shockingly) in one piece. Games sometimes do not read (gotta blow in it ) so most likely the contacts are dirty (not surprising). Oh, and it was on Firmware 6.1 so there goes my gateway plan. As for the SD card, whoever owned this owns every freaking demo known to man on the eshop. I check the activity log which showed this person only officially owned 2 games... Angry birds trilogy and Pokemon White ( A DS game mind you). The rest were demo's and netflix. Who THE FUCK BUYS A 3DS FOR NETFLIX AND ANGRY BIRDS! I feel like putting up wanted signs to find out. About 150 hours logged into it in its entire life span (which by its appearance should be older them me). Even if this person bought this at launch it shouldnt look like this. User Name is Bubzy. It most likely belonged to a fat woman because that's the face i see in the "Face Raider" Game banner.
The only real upside to this thing is that it came with 3 games, Epic mickey, White version and a DS naruto game which im keeping all and selling this abomination on ebay for profit. Hopefully someone puts it down so it no longer has to suffer. Also guess, what? The asshole who bought the other better 3DS i was originally after (which knowing my luck was probably on 4.5) is selling it on CL for 110 Along with the angry birds.
I warn you... these images are graphic... NSFW... or anywhere else really.
As they say let the buyer beware.
