I'm handing out free pardons except you have to tell what you did and why you deserve to be pardoned.

Expect a free letter from Nintendo about your pardon.Piracy, I don't need to be pardoned; I am just bragging

Free deez nutzExpect a free letter from Nintendo about your pardon.
Those will be pardoned. We have plenty of room for them.Free deez nutz


Pardon not granted.Forgive me @K3Nv3 because I had sin, I am just playing Shantae Game Boy Color Enhanced and I am enjoying it as a dwarf.
Yeah it basically started LutherisimIn the middle ages you could buy papal indulgences from pardoners which were pretty much pieces of paper saying your sins have been forgiven. This caused a huge scandal after the printer was invented.

"I am enjoying it as a dwarf"Forgive me @K3Nv3 because I had sin, I am just playing Shantae Game Boy Color Enhanced and I am enjoying it as a dwarf.
Excuse me, they like to be called little people or hobbits."I am enjoying it as a dwarf"
Impeeza is a dwarf confirmed