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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Tom Bombadildo, Jun 30, 2014.

  1. Tom Bombadildo
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    Tom Bombadildo Honk!

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  2. BORTZ

    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    Is the package for my mom?
     
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  3. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    It's Tom's mum's package.

    ;O;
     
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    migles Mei the sexiest bae

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    my dad works for nintendo.
    i would love to have gbatemp entirely upside down or at least evey thing you post....
     
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  5. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Tom has a good package coming up, then!
     
  6. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

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    I suppose the secret is out, to leave a bit of a legacy and hope the resulting Hollywood adaptation is a bit more accurate as we are all hunted down/scatter to the wind I suppose we had better cover the command structure and general layout. If you have ever noticed that the staff have interesting backgrounds and skillsets (ones that may not be entirely necessary to run a flash cart site), are fans of "homebrew", consider it taboo for general forum users to ask to join the operation (up to and including other "homebrew" enthusiasts), are generally spread around the world and have a disregard for feelings of users (one can not get attached to your users, mainly as they have a habit of up and "leaving") then now you know why.

    Ryukouki is obviously our chemist, I know it looks like he joined slightly later but that was both to keep things slightly obscure and ultimately joined because of one or two close calls. We did have some previous ones, including myself for a little while, but most of those were better sorted to following instructions and testing than making new formulations.

    Thug handled operational security, as befits his cover, but part of that is having more contacts than anybody could try to estimate.

    p1ngpong was the public enforcer. The phrase "I beg you, don't cry" causes more terror in several eastern European criminal gangs than a 5 hour loop of sonic drowning music does to the average gamer from a 16 bit era.

    Densetsu was both the mob doctor and more "hidden" enforcer.

    Cyan was papers and logistics.

    I did machines for manufacture and smuggling/distribution.

    You might notice the remaining staff tended to be clustered into area specific groups and generally appear to know each other outside the forums. We very much used the franchise system and so while I say area specific groups they tended to handle everything from the top to the distribution in the area.

    Costello obviously ran it all, him being in China is both to handle supplies and because we are pretty sure he is wanted in Canada and for some reason in Etriea.

    Hope you lads manage to hide from the red light beam, maybe we will all meet up in the location in 5 years.

    Finally *pours beer for "departed" staff members* you were the best of us, we can only hope the slow and drawn out torture of that bastard TaeWong is a fitting tribute.
     
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  7. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    ...and we could've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for this meddling kunt! :angry:
     
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  8. Ryukouki

    Ryukouki See you later, guys.

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    My customs contact got back to me about that package, he said he found a cucumber and fleshlight inside. :unsure:
     
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  9. Tom

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    Wrong tom lol
     
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  10. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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  11. Duo8

    Duo8 I don't like video games

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    Why do you feel the need to make long-ass essays everywhere?
    My eyes hurt.
     
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  12. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Nope. You're the real Tom, dude.
     
  13. FAST6191

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    There was one slightly longer paragraph consisting of of two sentences, the second sentence of which was a list. Everything else was single lines of at most two sentences and usually one and it totals 11 sections. Not saying I have not often been somewhat verbose but that was not an instance of it.
     
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    Do you think Fast had Word limits put on his essays instead of word minimums?
     
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  15. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Because it's MOTHERFUCKING FAST, our resident SCIENTIST OF EVERY SCIENCE.

    Love ya FAST, never change. Your informative posts are some of the best reads here on GBAtemp.
     
  16. Ryukouki

    Ryukouki See you later, guys.

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    Who writes the minimum length for anything anymore? :rofl2:
     
  17. GameWinner

    GameWinner Take your heart

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    Crystal blue persuasion~~~