Found 40 Bucks on Ground!

[stinkoman]

*Sniff* I want a bag of dildos *Sniff*

 

[amptor]

found $1 on the ground in a store in Ohio once
found $20 on the floor on a bus and was lucky the bus driver didn't see me grab it
found $5 on the ground near a bus stop and asked a guy if it was his and he said let me check, then he said it was my lucky day and handed it back to me
found $20 in Target and gave it back to the lady that dropped it (I am a good Christian right)
found a Dennis Eckersley Upper Deck baseball card on the ground but it was folded (probably because someone besides myself found out that he is kind of a snob/jerk but I still have it)
found a mountain bike on a trail and left it there (re: Christian)
found a 4 megabyte RDRAM expansion cartridge in my used N64 after I bought it ($20 total for N64 this was years ago too)
found a 10mm wrench on the ground on a trail. these are always handy

 

[stomp_442]

*Sniff* I want a bag of dildos *Sniff*

wtf?

I found a $100 bill in a parking lot right next to my car, took my woman and spent all $100 at the adult toy store.
I also found in the street, a pneumatic staple gun, like the one that roofers use to staple shingles.
Found a cell phone in walmart and gave it to customer service.

 

[Sterling]

Found 40 Dollars in front of my register. Waited 'till the end of my shift, no one came to claim it, made sure it wasn't from my register. Into my pocket it went.