Fedora Euphoria monthly is here

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    This month is quite the blowout. Apparently they teach you how to shave off your neckbeard in this issue.

    Jokes aside, this brings ONE member of the temp to mind.
     


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    *see a Fedora OS thread*

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    >Implying Fedora wearing neckbeards would even consider shaving their neckbeard

    SO FAKE, LRN2FAKETHINGSBETTER ;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;
     
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    Frankly, I find this publication shallow and substandard.
     
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    >Thinks himself a genius
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    If only he could divert his eyes from that thesaurus and cease his loquacious banter, he might appreciate the perpetually amusing irony. (Am I doing it right?)
     
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    All kidding aside, Fedoras are comfy hats. However, majority of people who wear them, don't work with them. They either have the wrong style for the clothes they're wearing, they can't pull off the look or anything. I mean when I wear them, I make sure they go with the outfit.
     
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    That's what they all say.
     
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    Hip-Hop zoobity bop, another hat pops on the hipster~
     
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    Sop groovy dude lmao

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    le neckbed face :^)
     
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    Looks like we have next month's cover model.
     
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    Sop groovy dude lmao

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    >walk into gamestop
    >doors slam shut behind me, blowing a gentle breeze through my trenchcoat
    >walk towards the cashier, each step echoing between the shelves and game cases as I walk forwards in slow motion
    >turn to my side, draw my finger pistols, and click em at a girl
    >her face goes red, she giggles
    >throw my trenchcoat backwards with my other hand, turn to the girl on my right and flex my rippling abs
    >she puts her hand over her mouth and turns to her friend, both blushing and smiling to each other
    >spot my target at the far end of the store, a foxy girl workin' the cash register
    >quicken my pace, as I near the register she turns around and notices I'm there
    >giggles and smiles at me, "h-hi, how would I- uh-h help you today?"
    >smile at her, "I'd like to preorder a copy of GTA five"
    >"s-sure, that'll be 59.99 p-plus tax"
    >toss a small scrap of paper on the desk, tip my sleek sunglasses down, and with a wink say "I hope that'll be enough"
    >she looks at the paper
    >my phone number is written on it
    >"y-yeah that's sounding f-fine!"
    >"good, then if you don't mind I've got other matters to attend to"
    >"o-oh of course, g-goodb- uh- see you later!"
    >as I'm walking out the door she yells to me "thanks for the number!"
    >stop, and turn to face her, with a tip of my fedora I tell her
    >"you too"
    >girl faints right where she's standing
     
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