>walk into gamestop
>doors slam shut behind me, blowing a gentle breeze through my trenchcoat
>walk towards the cashier, each step echoing between the shelves and game cases as I walk forwards in slow motion
>turn to my side, draw my finger pistols, and click em at a girl
>her face goes red, she giggles
>throw my trenchcoat backwards with my other hand, turn to the girl on my right and flex my rippling abs
>she puts her hand over her mouth and turns to her friend, both blushing and smiling to each other
>spot my target at the far end of the store, a foxy girl workin' the cash register
>quicken my pace, as I near the register she turns around and notices I'm there
>giggles and smiles at me, "h-hi, how would I- uh-h help you today?"
>smile at her, "I'd like to preorder a copy of GTA five"
>"s-sure, that'll be 59.99 p-plus tax"
>toss a small scrap of paper on the desk, tip my sleek sunglasses down, and with a wink say "I hope that'll be enough"
>she looks at the paper
>my phone number is written on it
>"y-yeah that's sounding f-fine!"
>"good, then if you don't mind I've got other matters to attend to"
>"o-oh of course, g-goodb- uh- see you later!"
>as I'm walking out the door she yells to me "thanks for the number!"
>stop, and turn to face her, with a tip of my fedora I tell her
>"you too"
>girl faints right where she's standing
