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no... you're just supposed to press ctrl+v, and whatever happens to be there.. is there.

example:
The jackal howled at a condom lying in the driveway. When I farted, Ben ate his familty jewels. Once he molested my dolphin, Ben was defecating. This was the event that spawned a million commonwealths of federated retards.
Jackals flamboyantly flont feathers into Zeppo's liberated house. Soviet feathers exploded without any warning. Robots zoomed over the green field, crapping wet nuts. Then, the moist cakes safely exploded into toilets. They demolished Asher's bathroom wall and his spoon pie. The shoes were rad, according to Zeppo. Kelly and Chris were burning

their (hey you guys, let's not introduce more names. We already have, what, 5?) That's enough for the first 2 fucking paragraphs.



uh... yeah, don't ask about that one...
 

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