

Depends if you're near a washer and dryerNever trust a fart that feels wet.

do i have the flu?

then no, no i do not shart myselfThank god I fired you from our GBAtemp Hotel. You could've infected everybody.
And in answer to the question at hand, no
"Mr Shart was my father, just call me Sharty"
That was like two weeks agoHey sharty, it's yo birthday...