DESCRIBE YOUR SEX LIFE AS A VIDEO GAME TITLE

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...what do you do in the event of Red Alert? :mellow:
It's an alternate universe in which women evolved dicks before dudes, due to Jesus going back and shaking Adam's hand in a attempt to stop men from becoming rapists. In that universe the title is more System shock....or more shock to my system.
 

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It's an alternate universe in which women evolved dicks before dudes, due to Jesus going back and shaking Adam's hand in a attempt to stop men from becoming rapists. In that universe the title is more System shock....or more shock to my system.
...I was thinking more in the "Red Alert = Period" areas, but your version works too. :blink:
 

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