Craziest junk e-mail.. Ever.

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  1. matt382
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    Just checking my e-mail inbox today and came across this little gem. Now I'm not normally one for junk e-mails, but this one made me laugh.



    Anyone got any crazier stuff than this? :')
     
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  2. Costello

    Costello Headmaster

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    i hate to break it to you mate, but thats not junk mail.
    nice knowing you
     
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  3. brandonspikes

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    Dude, Dai Teatime Is serious person, You're fucked
     
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  4. Satangel

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    In all seriousness, that is just about the best junk mail I've ever had.
     
  5. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    I. I Know what this is talking about.

    Somebody shoot me now, please.
     
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  6. Jamstruth

    Jamstruth Secondary Feline Anthropomorph

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    I once got a phone call from "Microsoft" telling me that they had detected that my computer had a terrible virus. I literally laughed down the phone at him. He got a bit angry after that "You think this is a joke? I am from Microsoft Tech Support, you think you know better than me?" I told him that I would know if my computer had a virus and to try somebody else.
    Best. Cold call. Ever.

    Also: Don't worry. I have my own network of assassins. Dai Teatime is known to us now as a traitor for trying to welch on a hit. We will take care of him :)
     
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  7. Midna

    Midna Banned

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    4channers know all about those. On /v/, people sometimes do unboxing threads, and then pull Bad Dragon products out of the boxes instead of games.
     
  8. Zerosuit connor

    Zerosuit connor Baby I'm Back ♥

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    I get creepy ones like that too.
    I have heaps more.
     
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  9. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    You just made the biggest mistake of your life... You do not f*ck with the SMERSH - you just broke the rule of confidentiality. Now it's not business anymore - it's personal.

    Have a bottle's worth of lube on you... in you. At all times. In all orifices. You'll never know when HE strikes, better wet then sorry.
     
  10. Zerosuit connor

    Zerosuit connor Baby I'm Back ♥

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  11. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    Here are a few I've gotten.

    From:
    To: MY EMAIL
    Subject: (No subject)
    (No Attachments)


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    From: -my brother's name-.shounenboy@itnernet.com (Note, this is NOT my brother's email, and replying to it didn't work)
    To: MY EMAIL
    Subject: Website
    (No attachments)
    hello. i require the payment for the website i have created for you. it is attached to this email.
    thank you,
    -my brother's name-

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    From: MY EMAIL
    To: MY EMAIL
    Subject: -my email address-
    (1 Attachment(s): -my email address-.txt)
    -my email address-

    ==========

    I used Hotmail's online attachment viewer and the text file included with the last email also said my email. How strange.
     
  12. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    You know, I love the fact that the email goes out of its way to name the horse Henry. It's the little things in the life that you have to appreciate.
     
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  13. Rydian

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    You fo'rizzle? Those things are like, at least the price of a game. If you want to get into the faux-vagina toys, they're $150+.
     
  14. Midna

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    Yeah, I'm serious. I've been in those threads.

    And no thank you on the invitation.
     
  15. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    Maybe they weren't lying about having the horse.
     
  16. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    So a bunch of spammers also have a horse (which they named)? Why does that sound like a modern "update" or Mr. Ed?
     
  17. Foxi4

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    The funny thing is that you can get a *real* vagina for that price, with a hooker add-on attached to it.

    Or three, if you have high Charisma and Barter*. :creep:






    *...but if you buy three, you also need high Gambling, otherwise you may end up Poisoned... Permanently.
     
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  18. TehSkull

    TehSkull Living the life

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    It's only bad if you browse sites with Bad Dragon advertisements. Wait...
     
  19. Sicklyboy

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    Most of my spam is from ChristianMingle and BlackPeopleMeet.

    :/

    Oh, and this:




    Can't even tell you how many years it's been since I played FailScape, and even at that I played only for a few weeks. Though I think this is real, I know my account has been hacked for a few years.
     
  20. SinHarvest24

    SinHarvest24 Shiroyasha

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    Anywhere you think of me.
    Exactly what Cost said.