Craziest junk e-mail.. Ever.

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Mar 28, 2012

Craziest junk e-mail.. Ever. by matt382 at 3:32 PM (1,750 Views / 5 Likes) 23 replies

  1. matt382
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    Just checking my e-mail inbox today and came across this little gem. Now I'm not normally one for junk e-mails, but this one made me laugh.



    Anyone got any crazier stuff than this? :')
     
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  2. Costello

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    i hate to break it to you mate, but thats not junk mail.
    nice knowing you
     
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  3. brandonspikes

    Member brandonspikes King Erazer

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    Dude, Dai Teatime Is serious person, You're fucked
     
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    In all seriousness, that is just about the best junk mail I've ever had.
     
  5. Rydian

    Member Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    I. I Know what this is talking about.

    Somebody shoot me now, please.
     
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    Member Jamstruth Secondary Feline Anthropomorph

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    I once got a phone call from "Microsoft" telling me that they had detected that my computer had a terrible virus. I literally laughed down the phone at him. He got a bit angry after that "You think this is a joke? I am from Microsoft Tech Support, you think you know better than me?" I told him that I would know if my computer had a virus and to try somebody else.
    Best. Cold call. Ever.

    Also: Don't worry. I have my own network of assassins. Dai Teatime is known to us now as a traitor for trying to welch on a hit. We will take care of him :)
     
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  7. Midna

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    4channers know all about those. On /v/, people sometimes do unboxing threads, and then pull Bad Dragon products out of the boxes instead of games.
     
  8. Zerosuit connor

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    I get creepy ones like that too.
    I have heaps more.
     
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    You just made the biggest mistake of your life... You do not f*ck with the SMERSH - you just broke the rule of confidentiality. Now it's not business anymore - it's personal.

    Have a bottle's worth of lube on you... in you. At all times. In all orifices. You'll never know when HE strikes, better wet then sorry.
     
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  11. Sora de Eclaune

    Member Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    Here are a few I've gotten.

    From:
    To: MY EMAIL
    Subject: (No subject)
    (No Attachments)


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    From: -my brother's name-.shounenboy@itnernet.com (Note, this is NOT my brother's email, and replying to it didn't work)
    To: MY EMAIL
    Subject: Website
    (No attachments)
    hello. i require the payment for the website i have created for you. it is attached to this email.
    thank you,
    -my brother's name-

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    From: MY EMAIL
    To: MY EMAIL
    Subject: -my email address-
    (1 Attachment(s): -my email address-.txt)
    -my email address-

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    I used Hotmail's online attachment viewer and the text file included with the last email also said my email. How strange.
     
  12. Gahars

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    You know, I love the fact that the email goes out of its way to name the horse Henry. It's the little things in the life that you have to appreciate.
     
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  13. Rydian

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    You fo'rizzle? Those things are like, at least the price of a game. If you want to get into the faux-vagina toys, they're $150+.
     
  14. Midna

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    Yeah, I'm serious. I've been in those threads.

    And no thank you on the invitation.
     
  15. Sora de Eclaune

    Member Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    Maybe they weren't lying about having the horse.
     
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    So a bunch of spammers also have a horse (which they named)? Why does that sound like a modern "update" or Mr. Ed?
     
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    The funny thing is that you can get a *real* vagina for that price, with a hooker add-on attached to it.

    Or three, if you have high Charisma and Barter*. :creep:






    *...but if you buy three, you also need high Gambling, otherwise you may end up Poisoned... Permanently.
     
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  18. TehSkull

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    It's only bad if you browse sites with Bad Dragon advertisements. Wait...
     
  19. Sicklyboy

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    Most of my spam is from ChristianMingle and BlackPeopleMeet.

    :/

    Oh, and this:




    Can't even tell you how many years it's been since I played FailScape, and even at that I played only for a few weeks. Though I think this is real, I know my account has been hacked for a few years.
     
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    Exactly what Cost said.
     

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