Corrupt a wish!

[Deleted member 319809]

Granted. I give you two tacos. You eat the first one very quickly without even looking, being quite hungry, but before taking a bite out of the second one, your heart just stops. Something about how it looks has you very concerned about the earlier one. The taco looks as if it contained elements that should not even appear in a meal destined for human consumption, and you die not from poisoning or contamination, but from panic at what the first taco contained.

I wish for a compression algorithm for computer files that can reduce any file to 1 byte.

 

[ars25]

Granted. I give you two tacos. You eat the first one very quickly without even looking, being quite hungry, but before taking a bite out of the second one, your heart just stops. Something about how it looks has you very concerned about the earlier one. The taco looks as if it contained elements that should not even appear in a meal destined for human consumption, and you die not from poisoning or contamination, but from panic at what the first taco contained.

I wish for a compression algorithm for computer files that can reduce any file to 1 byte.

granted but it corrupts your file everytime
i wish for a new computer

 

[TheNlightenedOne]

Granted, but it lights you on fire.

I wish I could afford a PS3.

 

[alex_0706]

granted the ps3 goes over the desk for 1 dollar
but all ps3 are actually a Tetris game in disguise

i wish for someting that turns in to nothing

 

[pistone]

here take my promise it turns to nothing
i wish eof was my play ground :

 

[alex_0706]

granted, you are now banned from this fora.
i wish for the wish that i have just granted that it will happen

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

Granted, but then mucus posted in it.

I wish Steve Ballmer would die today.

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but you die as well.

I wish to know why this thread was unstickied.

(Not a necrobump because I posted a while ago)

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, cuz I donno.

I wish to be in the world of Sword Art Online with my crush.

 

[alex_0706]

granted: you have died because you only had 1 hp and was killed by a leve l1 monster.

i wish a paradox

 

[Poketard]

Granted, but it only affects you.

I wish that this wish doesn't get corrupted.

 

[alex_0706]

granted, your next wish gets corrupted.

i wish that the internet will get a mind on its own

 

[Poketard]

Granted, but it commits suicide because of how ashamed it was of whats on it.

I wish I can die and become a ghost to wander the Earth forever.

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, but you committed suicide to do it.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[alex_0706]

granted, but you had a accident, and the only medicine changed you into a girl.

i wish for known the unknown

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

Not granted cuz engrish.

I wish I had subway.

 

[mr. fancypants]

granted but its over 5 years old

i wish that i was a star

 

[pistone]

granted but you will be a sun and burn forever
i wish i had a hat as cool as your ^

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, it was tron to pieces!!!
I wish to become king of the pirates!

 

[mr. fancypants]

granted but you were pirated by everybody

i wish that i had something to wish