Corrupt a wish!

[Coltonamore]

Granted, but you can't change time.

I wish my phone would be this good with the internet all the time.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, you'll be forced to use your charger every time.

I wish I had some more sleep.

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, go to sleep

I wish I had the sony xperia play.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's missing the battery

I wish to steal the world's source of pudding.

 

[pistone]

granted but i...............only i can eat it
i wish for a ............................for a wish

 

[chavosaur]

Granted

This is known as a flabby whale fish. For short, you can call it a wish.
I wish I had a wish...

 

[pistone]

granted .........you have a wish .........but if you tell anybody or even think about the wish ..............your wish will never be a wish ............now choose carefully your wish
i wish for a mermaid without the bottom body of a fish

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, its the top body of a fish instead. Ewey.
I wish I could get my softmodded wii to play my backups

 

[pistone]

granted but you can play onlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy atari games
i wish to become a robot ..........with lasers...........and metal.....................oh and with canons ........yeah with canons that would be awesome

 

[Fear Zoa]

Granted but it only works with shovelware.

I once again wish for a pizza.

EDIT: Goddamn it pistone, ninjaing me! You can be a robot but you have robo cancer and only 5 hours left to live.

 

[chavosaur]

granted but you can play onlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy atari games
i wish to become a robot ..........with lasers...........and metal.....................oh and with canons ........yeah with canons that would be awesome

Granted here you are

I wish that nsmb2 will be worth my purchase

 

[Fear Zoa]

Granted but once you get 999,999 coins the game freezes and your save gets corrupted.

I still want my fucking pizza damnit!

 

[chavosaur]

Granted

I wish i had noticed you had ninja'd my post

 

[pistone]

granted
but you just cant stop it
my avatar responds to your both post's ................... im a robot
i wish for o robot pony.........with canons and lasers..............................and .........and......................with a unicorn ..............yeah unicorns are dangerous ..........................

 

[nukeboy95]

granted
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[LunaWofl]

Granted... it's dead... you monster.

I wish to revive the penguin.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but it becomes a plant.
Instead of a zombie... Aren't I witty?
I wish for TaeWong to play this game.
@TaeWong.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but he wishes for more font support in bob's game

I wish for a ham and bacon sandwich.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Not granted. When poofed it got soggy.

I wish for Drains.

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, NOT YOU BUTT BLEEPER!

I wish that summer would be here again soon.