Corrupt a wish!

[DinohScene]

Granted, his PC will blow up.


I wish my life was like a Anterior song

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but you don't sleep soundly any more.
I wish for more good music

 

[broitsak]

Granted,but it turned out to be Justin Beibers music
I wish i could materialize swords.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, your music will be Running Wild.

I wish I wasn't sleepy anymore

Ninja'd

 

[EZ-Megaman]

1: Granted, but the swords you materialise always break after one hit.
2: Granted, but you become insomniac.
I wish for a pair of headphones.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they're the cheap ones that break within a month.

I wish I wasn't brain dead today :/

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but now your legs are dead and you can't move them for an hour.
I wish for a bow.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the string's missing.

I wish my laptop wouldn't make such funny noises when I try to hug it tightly

 

[chavosaur]

Granted it now makes sexual noises.
I wish for Gengar to stop staring at me like a pedobear.

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but it traumatised you. :<
I wish people wouldn't get annoyed when I correct their grammar.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, you'll stop doing so.


I wish for a sammich.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, it has pounds of strawberry jelly.
I wish to go make a brisket sammich

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, it'll taste a little bit off but it's lovely none the less.


I wish for a drink.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted you get a magical soda that tastes of whatever soda you are thinking of.
I wish my pokemon team kicked more ass

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, It also kicks balls


I wish for a pineapple.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, there's a sponge living in it..
I wish people would stop drawing chicks with big tits on colors 3D so that actual artists that don't trace chicks with big tits can get more exposure than the people who draw chicks with big tits.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, They all get replaced by innocent boyxboy


I wish for better speakers for my laptop.

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but they're detachable and hard to carry.
I wish Microsoft would ditch Metro with the next Windows operating system.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now they somehow make it worse than vista

I wish I was the turkey all along.

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but you get tortured on Thanksgiving.
I wish I had longer holidays.