Corrupt a wish!

[chavosaur]

Granted but it is non sweetened pudding.
I wish for pickles to die

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but they are replaced by a less likable food.
I wish for a huge tree in my house.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, it's Charlie browns oversized Christmas tree.
I wish for my own pet tumbleweed

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it drives you insane... rolling around... making your jokes bad... you try to keep your composure as you make a joke but you know its waiting... always trying to get the last laugh... until you can TAKE NO MORE, AND YOU PUT THE WEED IN IT'S PLACE!!! YOU KILL IT, IT'S FRIENDS, IT'S LOVED ONES!!! and then it's ghost starts haunting you... DrIvNg yoU MAD!!!...

I wish I could travel back in time and stop myself...

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but you drive yourself nuts asking how you went back in time.
I wish I wasn't bored right now

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you start breaking the 4th wall

I wish people didn't give me weird looks each time I break the 4th wall :/

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, now they give you derp faces.
I wish I could break the fourth wall more often in theatre

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you preform a play that heavily relies on it...

I wish I could use the same voice more than once.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but now it's a robot voice.
I wish i was in the broadway version of Sweeney Todd as Sweeney todd

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are forced to slit people's throats

I wish for pies

 

[chavosaur]

Granted they are mrs lovetts meat pies.
I wish for everyone to see my friends and see how they glisten. And how they smile in the light. My friends...

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but everyone likes them so much that htye want to stalk your friends.
I wish for less boredom.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you must give someone a free shave

I wish for piss, piss with ink

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but you don't convince anyone to drink it.
I wish I had a packet of Oreos

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but they destroy you for interrupting the Sweeney Todd references.
I wish to destroy an Italian with a teapot.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you have a kid around
I wish for a wig

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, it's shaggy blonde and it get awful hot
I wish to steal Johanna

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you enlist the help of sweeny todd

I wish to sentence a kid to death

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but he is sentenced to death by pillows made of air.
I wish to make wishes of a different play now.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, it will come to it somehow.


I wish that we could watch Adventure time together ;3