Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but bacon takes twice as long to cook, and it's not as crispy D:

I wish to bake cookies in a car

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but they are sugarless.
i wish to have this post liked

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but this will have severe consequences! Such as...ah forget it.

I could care less, but I still wish I knew how many likes I had

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's not a significant amount.

I wish to go through all of your posts and like them

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but fat chance

I wish my posts were more creative...that way, they would actually deserve the likes they receive

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the only likes you get are for posting gifs, spamming "no" "ok" and "dis thread are shit"

I wish people weren't so annoyed when I use my observational skills to point out obscure things...

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, now they are furious.
I wish to speak another language.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted

It's Valwinian


I wish for a party with you guys

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but there are no chips...
I wish for chips NAO!

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, but you'll get crisps instead of chips ;3


I wish for a something that someone will wishes for me ;3

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but i wont do it til I edit this post... 2 seconds later

I wish for Dinohscene to have a Bagel.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, It's a lovely one

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but...................
I wish to return the favor using a combination of sugar and comedy.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, time stops for as long as you want to enjoy it


I wish for a sunny day to enjoy with all the peace and quiet there is.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but it is exactly 1° higher then the weatherman predicted the day would be.
I wish for my own pet moose.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, you'll be send to THE ROOM!!!! with a moose!


I wish for my own GIR

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but it is the bloody gir found in episode I dont know because I forget the name.
I wish to win the mystery prize from Poop Dog!!

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, it's sawdust in a wrapper.


I wish for Dib not being such a big headed baloney ;3

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but Gir's piggy eats his baloney head.
I wish for Gaz to share her videogames with me.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, but she will get mad as fuck.


I wish for a bacon soapbar.