Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, if you're like me, you'd be too lazy to actually bother to search for the eps...

I wish I wasn't so lazy

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now neither am I

I wish for a sandwich

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but twi makes it talk

I wish for a parasprite

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a p1ngpong

I wish for p1ngpong doll that trolls you each time you pull the string~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, all it does is beg you not to cry.

I wish to have a pet troll

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you forget to feed it

I wish hamsters weren't banned in australia :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now they're feral.

I wish hamsters didn't die so quickly D:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, their death animation is now 666 frames long...

I wish for a drink made out of coconuts

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's made from the coconut rind

I wish to drink my own piss.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I drink my own piss

I wish to force more people to drink their own piss

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I drink my own piss

I wish to people would drink their own piss instead of ordering drinks at a restaurant

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now they are charged for it...

I wish for a nude bomb

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you are forced to watch it play on a loop

I wish I was less perverted.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you swap minds with me- on second thought, that's a REALLY bad idea D:

I wish for mind freeze

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a massive amount of ice cream. Good luck finishing it all!

I wish every thread didn't require pants

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the ones that don't, require a skirt~

I wish for skirt steak

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get ribeye instead...

I wish for filet mignon

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's been left outside for 3 months

I wish for chicken wings

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they're undercooked

I wish for salmon

 

[Vampire Lied]

Granted,...but it's a plastic toy from a play kitchen.
I wish pokemon hax didn't exist.


Edit: damn mobile too slow.