Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it doesn't open.

I wish for a megaphone.

 

[LunaWofl]

WE HAVE DECIDED TO GRANT THINE DESIRE!!!

WE WISH OUR ROYAL SUBJECTS WOULD STOP FLEEING IN TERROR!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

GRANTED, BUT THEY'RE STILL TERRIFIED OF YOU!!!

WE WISH FOR A FONT SIZE EVEN LARGER THAN THIS!!!

 

[LunaWofl]

THINE WISH CANNOT BE GRANTED.

WE WISH FOR A MORE POWERFUL MEGAPHONE!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

GRANTED, BUT ONLY THE STAFF CAN USE IT. WE'RE STUCK WITH THESE CHEAP $5 KNOCKOFFS.
WE WISH TO USE OUR INSIDE VOICE!!!

 

[LunaWofl]

Gran... ted?

We... wish to know... how is... this?

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Try a little quieter, princess.

I wish for a fluttershy plushie ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is 1/4 inch in size.

We wish for a luna plushie to use as host for nightmare moon.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it will still remain a plushie.

I wish for pink celestia.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she becomes molestia

I wish for some molestia

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Turns out "sister incest place" is an anagram for "princess celestia"
PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

I wish for princess trollestia.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get princess trolluna

I wish for princess trolluna.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

I wish to give portal guns to ponies.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for a pencil sharpener.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you use it to sharpen your eraser.

I wish to defy physics.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but physics cuts off your funding.

I wish I could explain physics to people without the use of violence...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now you (somehow) do it through insults.

I wish for volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to get them both, manually, from the bottom of the ocean.

I wish to find the one piece.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's likely that you won't ever find it...

I wish this splitting headache would go away.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you split your head.

I wish water was wet...