Corrupt a wish!

[s4mid4re]

Granted, but you accidentally while printing paper.

I wish I could fap on REAL lolis.... printed on paper.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but lolis dont print paper

I wish i could build a tree out of printed paper

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, but somebody will cut down that tree and make paper, and somebody will wish to build a tree out of that printed paper, which will be cut down by somebody to make paper, but then somebody will wish to build a tree with that paper, then somebody cuts the tree made out of paper and.... O-O

I wish I could fertilize soil with my sperm, so that there are more trees.

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but they are crazy trees, looking a lot like you...

I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, but you we're arrested for carrying a loli around... making her do naughty stuff, in your pocket...

I wish I could annihilate the US congress with my radioactive sperm.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are now innert

I wish it didn't make a bit of difference~

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, but the difference eventually became the cause of WWIII.

I wish I could be Hitler in WWIII. =D

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted D: but I play the role of Dr.Strangelove~

I wish to ride a A-bomb~

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, but you didn't see the H-bomb coming after you.

I wish Frozen stop giving me ' oxygen' tanks.

 

[LunaWofl]

Here, have an oxygen tank

I wish for more oxygen tanks D:

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but they now have your scent.

I wish for Frozen to stop s4mid4re from being a girl.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, I became a women.

I wish Canonbeat234 would acknowledge me as female...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted ._. but only in his dreams~

i wish to destroy my dream!!!

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, you don't have a dream now. ;_;

I wish Canonbeat234 would acknowledge me as a female IRL

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but then he realizes that you'y are a boy.

I wish for frozen.

 

[LunaWofl]

Hi~

I wish for myself

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but Frozen is now fighting with herself.

I wish Frozen can to be understandable about her age.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, but your wish can not to be understandable.

I wish for all to go well tomorrow with Tess...

 

[kevan]

Granted, but you fuck it up the day after .
*Hippy Voice* I wish for all my problems to go away, man.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

*Hippy Voice* I wish for all my problems to go away, man.

Fixed.

Granted, but, TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME! You get even more problems the next day! Ha

I wish for... tomorrow to come quicker.