Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

Granted, you die it's game over

I wish for infinite continue

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, Now you have to start on your last life each time you play plus you can't finish the game since each time you die, you will start back on level 1.

I wish bronies and trolls can just get along.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you also get bronies that are trolls.

I wish to print paper.

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted, The printer somehow gets stuck and now is staying you have run out of paper.

I wish goatse have never existed, my eyes!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but something more disturbing comes along~

I wish to disturb the world by printing paper

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the world prints paper.

I wish for everything to print paper.

 

[LunaWofl]

granted but nothing prints paper

I wish for a yo dawg involving printing paper...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Yo dawg...I heard you like printing paper...I was going to continue, but I cbf.

I wish for paper to print paper.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the printed paper does not print paper.

I wish for an egg to print paper

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it can't print paper.

I wish for a pony to print paper.

Spoiler

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it cant eat paper

I wish to print hay

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but for some reason, you also came paper.

I wish for something related to printing paper.

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted.. but it's everywhere... EVERYWHERE!! and you cut yourself for some freak-ass reason and out of nowhere (if not already) you start smoking and you light it up and WHAT THE Fu *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

... I wish that the smoke from cigarettes didn't make me cough and smell so disgusting >

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you lose your sense of smell.

I wish for a waffle iron.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, you burn all your waffles :/

I wish for a bigger desk and bigger speakers

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's your new setup.


I wish for a massive subwoofer.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is too large and heavy to use.

I wish for a shrink ray.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it doesn't fire anything.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it has anti-piracy equipped...

I wish for a patch

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's an eye patch.

I wish for a custom member title already. >.