Corrupt a wish!

[person66]

Granted, but you can only delete things that are important to you, and there is no undo

I wish life had an undo button

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it undoes your entire existence.

I wish for a paradox

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Granted, but it is now not granted.

I wish for Narwhals

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you let them touch your balls.

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I wish I was insane. Oh wait..

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but only half as insane as me

;

I wish for a wallet

 

[person66]

granted, but it cant hold money

I wish for explosives

 

[LunaWofl]

granted, but they dont explode

I wish for games to be more difficult

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they are impossible to beat.

I wish to finish writing my essay. (wtf, it's the sixth one in five weeks...

)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get assigned 2 more

I wish the world could implode :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's an exploding implosion.

I wish for a paradox.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, so you travel back in time to stop yourself from ever wishing for it

I wish for something with a horn...

 

[Hydreigon]

You called?

I wish I would really, REALLY get to writing my essay.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your start 2 hours before its due

I wish I could change the future

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you can only do it during the present.

I wish to become anything.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, so you become everything

I wish i could stop things from flying

 

[darknessblade]

granted

all plains have crashed at the same time, the last plain that crashes is when you tak taht plain
so you die (not for real) and the wish have been undone but you are still dead



i wish everybode gets banned who corrupts my wish

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but no one corrupts your wish, therefore, no one is banned for corrupting it.

I wish for a muffin

 

[darknessblade]

granted you get one but its suwer water flavoured


i wish that i can cheat the devil so he gets cheated instead of me

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the devil confines you to forever listen to justin bieber

I wish i could inflict that fate upon others

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but everyone enjoys listening to him now.

I wish I was the person who threw the bottle at bieber.