Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you no longer use them

I wish I had some rice

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Granted: But you accidentally spilled your drink on it and it ate you in monster form

I wish I could have some of my friends in my class

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your grades start dropping

I wish I had the will power to stop evil and save the world

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become a wonferful Christian.

I wish for body and mind health, Amen!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get struck by lightning

I wish the next post could bring this topic to 200 pages

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but this topic ends with this post.

I wish for ponies in every thread in the EoF.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but the EoF gets overloaded and locked forever

I wish for a spicy pizza

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its so spicy; that you die from the slightest bite.

I wish for a pinkie pie

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get cherry pinkie pie

I wish Stephen King would still write good stuff like in the 90's

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is never shown to the public...

I wish for a cheer

 

[GameWinner]

Granted, but the cheer was for me instead

I wish I owned a car

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its set parked inside a bank and set to blow the place up to smithereens... The car has been identified as yours, and you are now wanted...

I wish I was wanted

 

[GameWinner]

Granted, but you are now on the world's most wanted list- Your a danger to society!

I wish I wasn't wanted

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are thrown out and shunned by your family and everyone spits on or avoids you...

I wish people would stop complaining about the orphanage i burned down >_

 

[pistone]

granted they would complain about the person you have disintegrated
i wish for a permanent force

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become a shotgun hold tighlty by strong hobo grip

I wish for a free Rapidshare Premium

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are forced to use dialup speed

I wish for a place, filled with so many wonders

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Welcome to Equestria!

I wish for yay.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, corrupted without my effort

I wish iwouldlikesomepoundcake

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's growing mold.

I wish for a shotgun with a hobo.