Corrupt a wish!

[person66]

granted, but you also got a pet monkey who ate them all.

I wish that every school day could be 1 hour long

 

[Shorkio]

Granted, but it takes 50 years to finish.
I wish I could wish a wish that wishes corrupted wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted but its wishes cannot be granted

I wish all your base are belong to us

 

[person66]

Grant, but base I take them

I wish for bad grammar

 

[Nimbus]

Grant, but base I take them

I wish for bad grammar

Granted, but i affect u not rest of chattt

I wish for a pair of Gun De Hel (Dark Guns), so I can dual wield and blot out that infernal sun.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the effective range of these guns is 0.0000000001mm.

I wish for a rifle.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. You get a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time.
Too bad you'll shoot your eye out.


I wish I could understand people and their motivations better.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but their one motivation is to troll you.

I wish today was the last day of school.

 

[person66]

Granted, but it starts back up again tomorrow.

I wish for the previous wish to not have been corrupted.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to edit your post

I wish for sardines

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, they bath in smelly oil and get you sick for 2 weeks

I wish for sweet strawberry pie

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its second hand

I wish for a squid

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get a girlfriend with bad hygiene

I wish for a second stick on my PSP

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is non functional

I wish my 3ds had a second circle nub

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, it is non functional

I wish my 3ds had a second circle nub

Granted, but the second Circle nub is defective.

I wish I control over the moon.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I un-grant that wish. That's MY job.

I wish there were more ponies around here..

 

[LunaWofl]

granted, but someone edits the head boppin mthrnite avatar into a pony

i wish to be a tyrant

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you only get to rule this tiny lot.

I wish I didn't take 3 language classes at my school. (I totally regret doing this..)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you are forced to take up another language

I wish I could stop posting in this topic

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but only for a minute.

I wish for a beer.