Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, I took a piss on it.

I wish I knew what the hell I was doing.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now no one else knows

I wish for a foil made out of aluminium foil

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a 1000'x12' roll of gold foil.

I wish for gold.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its fool's gold

I wish for an internet persona

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You become 20% cooler in ten seconds flat.

I wish for cookies.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, me and pinkie pie made them in 10 seconds flat right? uhh... pinkie? ... PINKIE PIE!!!

I wish pinkie pie would put that cookie down

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, I must ask who told you you could eat my cookies.

I wish to GET TO DA CHOPPAAAA!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but this is not the movie title you are looking for

I wish for droids

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but all you get are a bunch of bricked android phones.

I wish for a brick to toss.

 

[person66]

Granted, but it was too heavy and you dropped it on your now extremely disfigured foot

also, C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I wish for a combo

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, but it was too heavy and you dropped it on your now extremely disfigured foot

also, C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I wish for a combo

Wish Granted, but it's only 2 hits long.

I wish everyone would stop scaring me with these avatars

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but try telling that to everyone else.

I wish for moar

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its in more people's avatars

I wish for a big ball of yarn

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but someone sets it on fire.

I wish to change my avatar.
oh wait..

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now i kinda want to get a picture of luna

I wish to be luna

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted...go find a picture!

I wish I didn't drink 2 cans of red bull...(it's 6am and still not tired, just like the latias/latios in my sig)

 

[FireGrey]

Granted, but you die 2 seconds after.

Granted, but you drank alcohol instead and got arrested for peing on your neighbour's cat.

I wish i killed everyone in the world

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you killed everything that lives on Mars.

I wish for a hammer.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its made out of cardboard

I wish for sardines

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here comes a FUCKING MASSIVE BIRD! OSHI-

I wish to pop every single one of those green piggies.