Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's a 2 by 2 matrix.

I wish to make a wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it does not get granted

I wish for souls

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, I let them all loose.

I wish for nothing.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get space

I wish for a vita

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's bricked. (somehow)

I wish for a pony.

 

[LunaWofl]

granted, the great and powerful trixie does you the honor of telling that she, the great and powerful trixe, is the great and powerful trixie

I wish to be the great and powerful trixie

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you are now philomena. wait...
oops

I wish to go to space.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get bored of space

I wish for a portal gun

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it shoots only one portal.

I wish for the companion cube.

 

[LunaWofl]

granted, its in the incinerator

I wish for an incinerator

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's a replica.

I wish for a replica.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it goes through a mental break down

I wish I could be Jade Curtis from tales of the abyss

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you turn into a pony version of him.

I wish I knew how a hydreigon pony looked like.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, disturbing...

I wish for a bottle of rum

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I drink it all.

I wish I wasn't drunk now. *hic*

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are poisoned.

I wish for an antidote

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, I drink it.

I wish for a banana bag.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is found to be a peeling

I wish to never make a banana based pun/joke ever again

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now all you make are penis jokes.

Now, I really wish you made banana jokes again.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they become 20% lamer

I wish for a banana leaf