Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, none of them grant your wishes

I wish for a paradox made out of chocolate bunnies that once roamed the earth in ancient times...

 

[person66]

Granted, but none of that exists now due to the paradox it created. And because the chocolate bunnies started to omnomnom each other.

I wish I could OMNOMNOM on a chocolate bunny right now.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but it melted with the heat

I wish for aircon in my home

 

[person66]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for a fully functional time machine that is not broken in any way.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you have no idea how to use it.

I wish I had a wish in another wish so the next person can grant my wish while he grants my wish.

 

[person66]

Granted, but only for the first wish

I wish for this wish to become corrupted

 

[machomuu]

Denied.

I wish for a wish, preferably corrupted but pure is okay too, heck, Denied would be good as well, though granted would be good.

 

[Hydreigon]

Nope.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

 

[Ace]

Granted, but the coffee is made out of feces.

I wish for more followers.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they're spies.

I wish for rainbows.

 

[Ace]

Granted, but they're spies.

I wish for rainbows.

Granted, but only in the EOF.

I wish for more trolling in the /eof/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now this section of the forum is removed entirely.

I wish for a pony.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, please appreciate.. it is cooked with expensive french wine

I wish for a multi-fruits icecream

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a bowl of banana flavored ice cream.

I wish for a hammer.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, it even has a head

I wish for a good night and one vewy sexy dream

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you don't fall asleep.

I wish for world war peace.

 

[person66]

Granted, but it is only because everyone died in the 3rd world war.

I wish for nothing

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you become nothing

I wish for a sledge hammer

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you only get the handle.

I wish for something.

 

[SinHarvest24]

Granted, sadly the something turned out to be a meteorite that's heading your way....




I wish to be happy.