Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i already made 1000 of them

I wish to protect my piggy army

 

[pistone]

grated but they will join the dark side of the force
i wish for a army ..........a robot one

muahahhaah

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but none of them function.

I wish I could stop reading people's minds

 

[pistone]

grated but then you cannot read yours
i wish for telepathy power

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but then you are forced to hear every single stupid voice out there.

I wish I was explosion proof

 

[pistone]

granted but then you will not be wind proof every time there is wind you will be cut
i wish i was superman

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are stuck in superman 64

I wish I did not play through superman 64

 

[pistone]

grated but then you have to find all glitches thought the code
i wish i was the 3 mario brother

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you are the poor one in the N64 game.. condemned to fly going through circles all the time

Granted, you are toadstool in another random castle

I wish for a good predator game

meh ninjas

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have no way of playing it

I wish for a giant sandwich

 

[pistone]

grated but forget ham made of piggy
i wish i had blue hair

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you fight for your friends

I wish you will get no sympathy from me

 

[pistone]

granted but then you will get sympathy from me want it or not
i wish for some free hugs

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i can no longer hug you

I wish for a hug

 

[pistone]

granted
>.>

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is flat

I wish for a bat

 

[pistone]

granted it is too thin you cant hit nothing without breaking
i wish for a song

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you cannot hear it

I wish for a curse

 

[pistone]

granted but it will sucks as you have to be a normal human forever ,not a vampire any more

i wish for a nightmare !

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, my now evicted vampire powers haunt you to turn me back into one

I wish I could catch them all