Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you eated it.

I wish for nutella in my mouth.
...

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, but you eated it.

I wish for nutella in my mouth.
...

But the local grocery store is sold out.

I wish I had OoT for my 3DS

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, all your save files corrupt each time you turn the game off

I wish for a pocket watch made out of peanut butter

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, all your save files corrupt each time you turn the game off

I wish for a pocket watch made out of peanut butter

Granted, But than your Grape Jelly Pocket knive puts a dent into it.

I wish the 3DS Ambassador Program would start sooner.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you no longer get anything from it

I wish for a bear on a tricycle holding an icecream in his right paw, the ice cream of which should be chocolate and have a sprinkle percentages as follows
20% red
50% blue
25% green
5% muffin
also, the sprinkles should be made out of mauled human flesh

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, but you no longer get anything from it

I wish for a bear on a tricycle holding an icecream in his right paw, the ice cream of which should be chocolate and have a sprinkle percentages as follows
20% red
50% blue
25% green
5% muffin
also, the sprinkles should be made out of mauled human flesh

Granted, but the Percentage is slightly off. It is as follows.

20% blue
5% green
50% red
25% muffin

I wish for a :nutella: smiley face

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the image never loads.

I wish for an apple tree made out of cardboard

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, but the image never loads.

I wish for an apple tree made out of cardboard

Granted, but rain causes the cardboard to erode.

I wish i knew what nationality the Geico gecko was.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is deleted from time and history, and in effect, ceases to have ever existed. You are now the only person who remembers it.

I wish I had some bubble wrap.

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, but you only receive it in its virtual form

I wish i didn't have to go to bed at night.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you now sleep during the day

I wish I could sleep at night

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, you now sleep during the day

I wish I could sleep at night

Granted, but you than have a overdose of sleeping meds.

I wish my dog would stop nudging my hands while I type.

 

[YoshiInAVoid]

Granted but your keyboard breaks.

I wish I could fly.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but you don't know how to land and crash into a wall

I wish for a new "Aliens" movie

 

[Paarish]

Granted but it's shit and an insult to the older ones

I wish for a new Predators film

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, they merge it with aliens and make crappy movies 2 in 1

I wish for a fresh coke to drink

 

[xatratx]

Granted, but then you realize you wanted Pepsi instead.

I wish that EoF posts would go to your Post Count like before.

I had like 12 posts and it went to 3. Thanks. Now I have to post in other threads so I can get into the Members group and change my "Newbie" member title. I would be happy when I do. There is no point to put a post count restriction on this feature.

PS: I am not THAT angry.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but everyone now has insane post counts

I wish for brilliant blade of coldest steel.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It shatters when you swing it.

I wish EoF posts counted towards your overall post count.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the EoF no longer allows spam.

I wish spam counted towards your overall meat count.