Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get this from my celeb lookalike

Spoiler

[youtube]IaRKTubYpyw[/youtube]

I wish i could sleep 24 straight

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to stay awake for at least 48 hours

I wish my sleeping patterns made sense

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become an alarm clock

I wish to be a vibrator owned by a sexy ebony woman

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are never used.

I wish my phone's vibrate feature was more noticible.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you sit on it after shower by mistake and it gets stuck in your rectum, so you can really taste that vibrate feature while getting taken to the emergency

I wish to be the vibrator of that same ebony lady, but she is really horny, as well

 

[Paarish]

granted, but you're never used

I wish I was a vibrator for a really horny hot guy but is too shy to get anyone

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but.. well.. (WARNING.. explicit text)

Spoiler

his backdoor was not really clean.. if u see what i mean.. if not..

I wish to corrupt more wishes like this one

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i get to post this time

I wish for an "elevator"

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but your home actually have only one level

I wish to be stuk in an elevator with the Olsen twins (still alive and horny, thx)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the elevator plunges you and them to an untimely death before any of you can move.

I wish for a sonic screw driver.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you stole the one from doctor who (is that right?) but silly, you sit on it by mistake

Spoiler

it gets stuck in your rectum and broke from your body fluids

I wish for human livers in my fridge

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they all blow up spontaneously.

I wish for a giant mouse.

(and yep

its from doctor who)

 

[koimayeul]

(had to google, it not made it to france)

Granted, you become willard

I wish for a friend dolphin in a pool outside my home

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is fried

I wish for fried dolphin

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but its infected with a new virus and you are the patient zero, destroying all mankind

I wish to destroy all mankind

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i am not human

I wish i could be human

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become human and as a mortal can die at any moment from any kind of accident

I wish i could foresee my death

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you can do nothing to stop it

I wish i could stop my own death instead of just being able to predict it

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but it obsess you so much you forget to live

I wish for a fridge in my bedroom

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you no longer have a bedroom

I wish my cat could float